Monthly Archive

October 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 128 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
2824
2 min read

Viking Bandwagon

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC!  It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1625
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007!  You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4858
<1min

Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2151
<1min

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1866
<1min

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine  read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2154
<1min

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3041
<1min

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4815
<1min

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1844
<1min

Thanksgiving Prayer

Thanksgiving is a type of prayer. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131013.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
5262
5 min read

Gratitude

It is Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. I woke up this morning with the same anticipation I feel about Christmas: one more sleep until our big family meal! But it is not just the calendar that has ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4006
<1min

Renewed Minds - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #006

A courtesy car from the autobody shop reminds Pastor Tim of Romans 12:2. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1758
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Cybersalt Shaker online today. Watch "Renewed Minds" (episode #006) to find out how a courtesy car from the autobody repair shop reminded me of Romans 12:2.w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2641
<1min

Humility

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1943
<1min

Quote #1381

"They say that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. At this point I should be able to bench-press a Buick." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2818
<1min

Prosperity Gospel

The Prosperity Gospel is preaching to acquire. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2134
<1min

One-liner #0933

Silence is Golden unless you have a toddler; then, silence is just suspicious.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4737
<1min

Getting Older

Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. One day Amy was upset because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9069
<1min

Rock Blasting Montage

You're sure to get a blast out of this rock blasting video montage. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1644
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2013

There is a new episode of the Cybersalt Shaker online.  Are you going to make a little choice today that may be part of a big explosion in the future? You can watch "Little Choices and Big Explo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1900
<1min

Quote #1380

"It's going to be hard to throw rocks at anybody today if our hands already are filled with a towel to wash their feet."- @scottywardsmith read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3588
<1min

Umpire Call

"You're home now, you're safe."- Caring Baseball Umpire read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2200
<1min

One-liner #0932

Last night I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome; at first I hated it, but halfway through I never wanted it to end. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3849
<1min

Vat A Country!

Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He said he wanted to go with me to the supermarket, so I invited him along. As he went up & down the aisles ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2624
<1min

Guilt vs. Repentance

A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lie's and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS. "I have been unable to sle... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3965
<1min

Little Choices and Big Explosions - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #005

The method and science behind rock blasting brings new insight into Psalm 19:12+13. ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2261
<1min

Smile Mon

The Bahama Baptist sharing the bible message from the book of Ecclesiastes to enjoy life read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1410
<1min

Run YOUR Race

Let us run the race (others have run so faithfully) that God has for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131006.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131006.mp3">   ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1393
<1min

Weights

This bible cartoon from 2 Corinthians 12:7-10 shares the christian truth when we are weak God makes us strong... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2155
<1min

Bald Like an Eagle

This bible cartoon from Micah 1:16 tells to be bald like an Eagle read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2162
<1min

Belching Gift

This christian cartoon features a man who believes belching is a spirtual gift read more..

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