December 2010 - Monthly Archive

09 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Night Terrors

Doctors were stumped about what was causing Kenny's night terrors. ... read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

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You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall with, "Oh! Stop smiling!" 2. You get up to the checkout counter at Borders, and you realize you're buying books y... read more..

08 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Prayer In School

The feeling this picture gives you in the pit of your stomach is why there will always be prayer in school. ... read more..

08 Dec

Appreciation Notes

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Always Stop and Smell the Roses

Pastor Tim: Always stop and smell the roses!! If you have a few minutes, reading this poem in this issue, brought a very old memory to this 83 year old mind… I was home to North Carolina from San ... read more..

08 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Cow Predictions

A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of the benefits of this profession," he explained, "is that we have built-in weather predictions." "What do you mea... read more..

07 Dec

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cats Play Pattycake

If these cats could talk: ... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Procedure Recall

As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the chest. While the nurse was placing the intravenous line, I asked the husband if his ... read more..

06 Dec

FunBlog

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Bungee Jumping in Nanaimo

This lady is hilarious. She proves once again that you don't have to be dirty to be funny. By the way, Nanaimo is 90 minutes north of Cybersalt World Headquarters and they really do do wha... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Get-Well Gift

My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital. Recently she visited a member who was recuperating from a kidney stone operation. Not knowing the nature of his illne... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

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New Light Switch

My husband decided life would be easier if he wired a new light switch in the master bedroom to save us from fumbling in the dark for the lamp. He cut through the drywall and found a stash of bottles ... read more..

05 Dec

Christmas

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Do you trust the One you love?

God's love is unfailing - but do you trust Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101205.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Reliable Furniture Sign

On second thought, let's go back to Sears. ... read more..

04 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet. - The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Kettle Rescue

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly ele... read more..

03 Dec

Funny Cat Pictures

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Grandma's House

Grandma runs a tight ship at her house. ... read more..

02 Dec

Funny Dog Pictures

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Husky Sweater

Because, you know, huskies hate the cold. ... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Always Corrected

Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready. "You know," I challenged, "even a broken cl... read more..

02 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Genetics Explained

Genetics explained simply. ... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Camel Lick

And you thought having a cowlick was bad! ... read more..

01 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Company Role Models

My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch. "You are the role models of our company," he proud... read more..