2004 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car

17 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

8165

4 min read

Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car

Nobody can say I didn't warn the Mistress of the Parsonage, for all the good my warning did. And, I'm not one to say, "I told you so," but, "I told you so." I swear, at times I think my wife thinks ... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3627

<1min

Football Sleep

After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning."It's twenty to seven," she called."In who's favor?... read more..

16 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4394

2 min read

River Of Life

"And the angel showed me a pure river with the water of life, clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God."Rev. 22:1 (NLT)Fall, in all its glorious opulence, is what we experienced read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3728

<1min

Buying Shoes

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at ... read more..

The Three Conjunctions of Life - If, And, But

15 Oct

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4084

3 min read

The Three Conjunctions of Life - If, And, But

2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their read more..

14 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3785

3 min read

Filling In The Blank

"He/she was born to ........" (fill in the blank with the appropriate words). It might be any number of things ? run, sing, play hockey, write poetry, act on a stage, administer a large comp read more..

13 Oct

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4726

5 min read

The Leaping Lame Man...and Me!

A LEAPING lame man? That doesn't make sense--lame people don't LEAP....and I should know. I'm currently battling an alleged case of bursitis near the left knee--and I don't leap. Limp? I do that well!... read more..

13 Oct

Ask Pastor Tim

Pastor Tim

8174

3 min read

Stereotypical Attack On Jews

In response to the following joke (Telegram Scare):Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were ha... read more..

Hurricanes Have Gone But Political Winds Are Blowing"

12 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4244

5 min read

Hurricanes Have Gone But Political Winds Are Blowing"

Within the last six weeks, that gusty quartet comprised of Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne has lustily serenaded Florida. A repeat performance is not in the foreseeable forecast - I hope.It is not t... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3270

<1min

Voting Tips

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner...One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Becaus... read more..

11 Oct

Dr. Harold McNabb

3660

10 min read

Thanksgiving Sets Us Free

A South African man surprised nine men robbing his home. Eight of the robbers ran away, but the homeowner managed to shove one into his backyard pool. After realizing the robber couldn't swim, the hom... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3383

<1min

Next Pastor

Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and planned move to Arizona...After the service a very distraught Mrs. Williams came to the pastor with tears in h... read more..

10 Oct

Racing

Pastor Tim

6858

2 min read

Pastor of Disaster Returns To Track

{mosimage}Last Saturday night (Oct 09) the Pastor of Disaster (Tim Davis) returned to the track at Western Speedway, Victoria.Pastor Tim was driving backup for Chris Broughton in the #37 Cybersalt.org... read more..

10 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3423

5 min read

Finding Your Way Home

I was on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean when I had the first dream. As most dreams are, it was confusing, full of images and scraps of sound that, though vivid and realistic were disjointed... read more..

08 Oct

Dr. Harold McNabb

Pastor Tim

3855

8 min read

Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart

Luke 12: 13-34(for Canada's Thanksgiving)A teacher asked her students to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. The students cast the most votes for:1. Egypt's Great Pyram... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3201

<1min

One Per Point

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in.The profe... read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5635

<1min

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of ... read more..

07 Oct

Barb's Mantle

Pastor Tim

4108

3 min read

Victory In Defeat

1 John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Nothing in this world is perfect. We strive to be perfect, read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3560

<1min

Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat c... read more..

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

06 Oct

Dr. Harold McNabb

3558

7 min read

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

2 Corinthians 9:6-15 I love hearing stories of faith. I especially love the ones in which someone up against incredible odds puts their faith God, and follows the Lord's plan rather than their ow read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3158

<1min

Pitching Control

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the sa... read more..

05 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4696

<1min

God's Craftsmanship

"The heavens tell of the glory of God.The skies display his marvelous craftsmanship."Psalm 19:1 (NLT) My husband and I spent several days in sunny Southern California. There are very few places read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3460

<1min

Missed Call

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she'd phone ... read more..

04 Oct

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4830

6 min read

The Indescribable Christ!

Describe Jesus Christ--call Him a teacher, a prophet, a good man, the Son of God--but whatever your beliefs, at some point, you will exhaust the capabilities of the English language, or any language, ... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3165

<1min

Help Is Nearby

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the craftsman... read more..

03 Oct

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4840

2 min read

Receive God's Blessings

"'the Lord pours down His blessings. Our land will yield its bountiful crops."Psalm 85:12 (NLT) I love fall! The long days of summer are very hot and humid. Suddenly, you notice when you step outsi read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3579

<1min

Golf Cheater

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats.""Why do you say that?""Well, he found his lost ball ... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4810

<1min

Y Zero K bug

Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I ... read more..

01 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4364

3 min read

A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed

How many times this week has someone asked, "How are you?" How many times have you answered, "Fine, but busy." It has become my standard answer these days and sometimes that bothers me. There's a read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3411

<1min

Salesman Jig

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but c... read more..