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There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist.  Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her.  He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the tim... read more..

I love weddings! I sit misty-eyed beside my husband of twenty years, hold hands, get all warm and fuzzy inside, and feel like I am getting married all over again! Of course, I compare any wedding I at... read more..

Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.... read more..

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday.  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very ... read more..

The circumcision of Christ I claim and celebrate in baptism through faith in the working of God. I. The Object of My Faith is More Important than Amount or Intent. Through the first verses of this cha... read more..

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef."Your veal parmigiana ... read more..

A hole in the heart is never quite so big as when a father's love is missed. Like our innate need to know the God who loves us, our need for a father never goes away. Though death and divorce have mad... read more..

A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed his repeated trips to the curb and asked if he was waiting for a special del... read more..

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.- You lose the st... read more..

Our oldest granddaughter, Faith, came in about 11:00 p.m. from Cheerleading Camp completely exhausted. She was tired, didn't like the camp, and did not think she was enjoying herself at all. From her ... read more..

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg.  His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well Michae... read more..

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You'... read more..

Finally, someone has come up with a weight loss program I can sink my teeth into without guilt. And, I say it's about time. I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm fed up with diet programs that simpl... read more..

These two boys filled up a bucket of nuts and sat down by the tree.  Out of sight, they started dividing up the nuts.  "One for you and one for me."  A couple of the nuts rolled towards... read more..

Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout.When I ask... read more..

Next Sunday, we will celebrate Father's Day this year. Many of us have lost our father (mine was DADDY) over the years. But, there are still the memories of all the years we had with him. I often thin... read more..

Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money.  She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, ... read more..

The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management.Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the... read more..

1.  Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2.  Bandage left thumb. 3.  Chop other fragments into smaller fragments 4.  Bandage left foot. 5.  read more..

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation.At first, he handled most of the work. Eve... read more..

A Sunday School teacher was telling her class how God created everything, including human beings. A young boy in the class seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of... read more..

A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money.? "At Sunday school," the boy replied no... read more..

You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have friends who have kids.- You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.- Your parents' jokes are now fu... read more..

My daughter and I recently started new jobs on the same day. So lately the dinner table conversation at our house has centred around our new experiences. Last night I had something funny to report. To... read more..

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away.  It was an obsession.  One Sunday was a picture perfect day fo... read more..

A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall."My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shil... read more..

"Carry me, Daddy," the little girl begged (or whined!), as her tired, spindly little legs could walk no more. Mom and Dad had no car--their wheels were two-legged ones, and so the young family walked read more..

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told the patient, "I have good news, and I have bad news.  Which do you want me to tell you first?" The patient... read more..

A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from her daughter. 'Would Grandma like to have her three little grandchildren visit while her daughter and son-in-l... read more..

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat read more..