Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 998 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Problem of Evil and Suffering
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
9427
11 min read

The Problem of Evil and Suffering

When asked what questions they would like to ask God if given the opportunity, forty-four percent of Americans said they want to know, "Why is there evil or suffering in the world?" John Hick noted, "... read more..
Ah, Newlyweds
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9468
2 min read

Ah, Newlyweds

There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed.  As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive.  Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each o... read more..
Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3377
<1min

Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its prop... read more..
Wonders of Creation - Ice Layers and Tree Rings
Wonders of Creation
5206
5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Ice Layers and Tree Rings

National Radio (24th March 2005) ran a debate between David Penny an evolutionist, and Adrian Bates a creationist, in which both men were allowed a little time to present their case. Adrian went first... read more..
Goober Line Painter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4273
<1min

Goober Line Painter

A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works.  She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road.  The supervisor told her that she was on probation a... read more..
Haircut Plan
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3629
<1min

Haircut Plan

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."... read more..
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5006
2 min read

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist.  Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putt... read more..
Political Power and the Follower of Jesus
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3555
<1min

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

Can political power help God?s kingdom grow? That?s the question answered in this sermon. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060205.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Walk in The Light
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5487
8 min read

Walk in The Light

The little village of Rattenberg is the smallest town in Austria, and getting smaller each year. The town has lost 20 percent of its population in the past two decades, and as of 2005 had only 440 res... read more..
Tendjewberrymud
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5355
<1min

Tendjewberrymud

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a whil... read more..
Senior's Ode to Medication
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3766
<1min

Senior's Ode to Medication

A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes to my heart so it won't stop.A little white one that I takegoes to my hands so they won't shake.The blue ones ... read more..
Preacher's Donkey
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5954
<1min

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher.  The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher).  The only way to make the donkey g... read more..
You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
5114
4 min read

You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door

The title says it all--it's either all or nothing for the Valentine lovers or ex-lovers preparing to celebrate - or un-celebrate Valentine's Day on its way to the USA. You either catch the fever and k... read more..
Merchant Captain
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4953
<1min

Merchant Captain

One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his crew and fellow officers. They remained puzzled, however, over a strange ritual he performed daily. While at sea... read more..
Wonders of Creation - Stalactites & Stalagmites
Wonders of Creation
11155
5 min read

Wonders of Creation - Stalactites & Stalagmites

A stalactite grows downwards from the roof of a cave, and a stalagmite grows upwards from the floor. They are formed slowly, drip by drip, as dissolved calcite is brought down by water. When the water... read more..
Student Driver
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7670
<1min

Student Driver

As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beg... read more..
Pain Management
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5743
<1min

Pain Management

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth.Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.Her... read more..
We'll See
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4868
4 min read

We'll See

?We?ll see,? I said, and heard my daughter sigh. She knew what that meant, just as I knew when my mother said it to me when I was her age. It meant the answer was probably ?no.? It meant my mother did... read more..
Border problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5002
<1min

Border problem

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.  Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years.... read more..
Hearing Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3785
<1min

Hearing Request

During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and a... read more..
Planning Ahead
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12502
<1min

Planning Ahead

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing ... read more..
To Fully Follow the Lord - Joshua 14: 6-15
Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
5051
10 min read

To Fully Follow the Lord - Joshua 14: 6-15

I imagine it was about dusk as the first ones made it back into camp, then within minutes the whole team had arrived. There was an air of excitement as the word spread that the twelve men had returned... read more..
Oarsmen News
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3766
<1min

Oarsmen News

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen in the hold of his ship."Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joini... read more..
Family Problems
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5762
<1min

Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.  One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems?  Listen to my sit... read more..
Like a Summer Thunderstorm
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5181
8 min read

Like a Summer Thunderstorm

Introducing someone is easy enough if the person is there with you. Introducing someone who is not present requires you to describe the person in terms that accurately portray who that person is. For ... read more..
Comedians' Convention
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5659
<1min

Comedians' Convention

Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out numbers--"56!" "923!" "307!" Each time a number was called, the others would laugh and laugh. Finally he asked ... read more..
Sunday Complaints
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3861
<1min

Sunday Complaints

After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this morning."The father commented, "The sermon was too long."Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a p... read more..
Hi Tech Watch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5108
<1min

Hi Tech Watch

A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he has forgotten his watch.  So he looks for someone to ask the time.He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 ... read more..
Malice In ?I Wonder Who I Am? Land
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4638
5 min read

Malice In ?I Wonder Who I Am? Land

For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Although, I must confess my skin used to fit me better than it does these... read more..
Finish Paving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4406
<1min

Finish Paving

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour ... read more..
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