Monthly Archive

2006

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1004 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4613

Love, Life and a PBJ Sandwich

Happy Valentine's Day! I am dedicating this devotional to all of us who "stick it out" through the "thick and thin" of LIFE--married or single--we are blessed...! And that's where the PEANUT BUTTER ?N... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3590

Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him.  After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane.  ... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4266

A Lost Opportunity

It must have looked like this was an important prisoner. He was guarded by two hundred soldiers, seventy horsemen and two hundred spearmen. They had heard there were men who wanted him dead, so they h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2681

Noise Abatement

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.""Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?""Sir," the radar man read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3981

George W. meets Moses

George W.  Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.  The man had a staff in one hand and some stone table... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
8299

The Problem of Evil and Suffering

When asked what questions they would like to ask God if given the opportunity, forty-four percent of Americans said they want to know, "Why is there evil or suffering in the world?" John Hick noted, "... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8742

Ah, Newlyweds

There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed.  As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive.  Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2655

Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its prop... read more..

Wonders of Creation
4417

Wonders of Creation - Ice Layers and Tree Rings

National Radio (24th March 2005) ran a debate between David Penny an evolutionist, and Adrian Bates a creationist, in which both men were allowed a little time to present their case. Adrian went first... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3578

Goober Line Painter

A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works.  She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road.  The supervisor told her that she was on probation a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2938

Haircut Plan

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4154

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist.  Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putt... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2921

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

Can political power help God?s kingdom grow? That?s the question answered in this sermon. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060205.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4578

Walk in The Light

The little village of Rattenberg is the smallest town in Austria, and getting smaller each year. The town has lost 20 percent of its population in the past two decades, and as of 2005 had only 440 res... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4337

Tendjewberrymud

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a whil... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2955

Senior's Ode to Medication

A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes to my heart so it won't stop.A little white one that I takegoes to my hands so they won't shake.The blue ones ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4979

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher.  The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher).  The only way to make the donkey g... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4313

You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door

The title says it all--it's either all or nothing for the Valentine lovers or ex-lovers preparing to celebrate - or un-celebrate Valentine's Day on its way to the USA. You either catch the fever and k... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4231

Merchant Captain

One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his crew and fellow officers. They remained puzzled, however, over a strange ritual he performed daily. While at sea... read more..

Wonders of Creation
10235

Wonders of Creation - Stalactites & Stalagmites

A stalactite grows downwards from the roof of a cave, and a stalagmite grows upwards from the floor. They are formed slowly, drip by drip, as dissolved calcite is brought down by water. When the water... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6879

Student Driver

As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beg... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5038

Pain Management

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth.Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.Her... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3946

We'll See

?We?ll see,? I said, and heard my daughter sigh. She knew what that meant, just as I knew when my mother said it to me when I was her age. It meant the answer was probably ?no.? It meant my mother did... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4271

Border problem

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.  Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3016

Hearing Request

During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11672

Planning Ahead

A woman decided to have her portrait painted.  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing ... read more..

Rev. Spence Laycock
Rev. Spence Laycock
4100

To Fully Follow the Lord - Joshua 14: 6-15

I imagine it was about dusk as the first ones made it back into camp, then within minutes the whole team had arrived. There was an air of excitement as the word spread that the twelve men had returned... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3079

Oarsmen News

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen in the hold of his ship."Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joini... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4965

Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.  One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems?  Listen to my sit... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4298

Like a Summer Thunderstorm

Introducing someone is easy enough if the person is there with you. Introducing someone who is not present requires you to describe the person in terms that accurately portray who that person is. For ... read more..