Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 795 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2414

Big Horns

Here's a cow with really big horns and a really funny name - Lurch.  I'm not sure why this cow is so fascinating, but I have to admit he is.  It's mind boggling and reminds me how disappoi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1957

Good Morning 07-11

"The LORD Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Grace be with you." - 2 Timothy 4:22   Most of our church services close with a benediction. In so doing we follow the pattern set by G read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

Return Policy

The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as throughout the store. Every receipt also had the same information. A store credit would be given on all returns, but t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1996

Good Morning 01-10

"He saw that there was no one, he was appalled that there was no one to intervene; and his own righteousness sustained him." Isaiah 59:16 - Heb. 7:25 - James 5:16   Here is a state read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1912

Good Morning 07-09

"Whatever may be your task, work at it heartily (from the soul), as (something done) for the LORD and not for men." - Colossians 3:23   Paul had been telling servants how to serv read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1788

Good Morning 07-08

Sixth Sunday After Pentecost "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   1 kings 19:14-21 Gal. 5:1-25 Luke 9:51-62 Psalm 16   The Gospel pas read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3736

A Better Country

Do you like your country?  God has an even better one for you.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070708.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3551

Overboard Rescue

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her.The crew pulled th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1697

Good Morning 07-07

"Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace." - Luke 7:50   These are blessed words! They fell as a heavenly balm upon the distracted soul of this distressed woman. There was a pe read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1708

Good Morning 07-06

"Comfort ye, comfort ye My people." - Isaiah 40:1  There is much need of comfort today by God's people. Sin has produced a harvest of misery in the world. The present war has ad read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1922

Good Morning 07-05

"Blessed are they that hear the Word of God and keep it." - Luke 11:28   Don't we all wish to be happy? Go the world around you and you will find that each and everyone wishe read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1854

Good Morning 07-04

"Except the LORD build the house, they labor in vain that build it." - Psalm 127:1   It was the summer of 1776, and delegates had come from 13 colonies to make a momentous decisio read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2175

Touch, Dont Touch

Here's a fun, maddening challenge.  Basically, use your arrow keys to make the grey circle touch the grey box.  Just don't touch any of the blue balls, or let them touch you, while you are at it. If ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1716

Good Morning 07-03

"Watch and stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong." - 1 Corinthians   A fourfold challenge rings out in this text. This challenge is addressed to each one of us. &n read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3230

Mail Worker

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA goober got a part time job at the Post Office. The first as... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1767

Good Morning 07-02

"Seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not." Jeremiah 45:5 Have you ever heard, "Hitch your wagon to a star?" Ambition has its place in life, but ambition is like read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1959

Good Morning 07-01

FIFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Zech. 12:7-10 Gal. 3:26-29 Luke 9:18-24 Psalm 63:1-8   Jesus aske read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2968

Just Visiting Here

The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up.She laughed gaily, "When I don't want a man's attentions," she ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7294

Aunt Emma

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always dema read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1917

Good Morning 06-30

"The beloved of the LORD shall dwell in safety by Him; and the LORD shall cover him all the day long." - Deuteronomy 33:12   These gracious words form a part of the blessing which read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3584

Dancing Horse

I know the title of this fun link sounds like a character from Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, but let me tell you that this horse really dances.  I am not really an equine fanatic, but I st read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1728

Good Morning 06-29

"Teach me Thy way, O LORD; I will walk in Thy truth; unite my heart to fear Thy name." - Psalm 86:11   There is a petition and a pledge blended in one in this text. The Psalmist w read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7076

Quick Thinking Dog

A wealthy man decides to take a hunting safari in Africa, and takes his faithful dog with him, so he doesn't feel so lonely out in the middle of the bush.  The first day out on the expediti read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2876

French Dream

A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."The boy ran into class all ex... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1828

Good Morning 06-28

"If we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin." - 1 John 1:7 Many of us have learned read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6259

Losing Load

A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up.  She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.  The girl says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1898

Good Morning 06-27

"Because I Love You With an Everlasting Love." - Jeremiah 31:3 We will hear what our Heavenly Father does to motivate us by His everlasting love for us. A love that is perpetual, unen read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8815

Weight Training

My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing. read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2554

Grain Catch

We need grain for many of our favorite cooking recipes and unless you are on the Atkins diet it's in a lot of your favorite foods.  Grain is in your cupcakes, bread, buns, croissants, pretzels and mor... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2000

Good Morning 06-26

"The Lord will keep you from all harm - he will watch over your life, the Lord will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore." PSALM 121:7,8   Only the all-knowi read more..