Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 795 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5697

Home Maid Cure

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend.  By the time he got home Sunday, the leg was very swollen and he was having difficulty walking, so he called his physician at his read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 05-30

"Though He slay me, yet will I trust in Him." - Job 13:15   Faith such as this does not live in a valley between the cradle and the grave. It rises to higher ground from which it read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7319

Feeding Shamu

At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why.  No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind. read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2235

Good Morning 05-29

"Little children, keep yourselves from idols." - 1 John 5:21   The Apostle John writes in simple language and leads into profound depths of the person of Jesus and of the present read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2432

Lineman

When Glen Campbell sang, "I am a lineman for the county . . ." I'm not sure he had this in mind.  However, this guy is a lineman for sure.  I'd like to see football playe read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6041

Dad Value

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.  The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2865

Personalized Plate

While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license plate, I heard the clerk shout out, "E I E I O.""I'm here," the woman standing next to me answered.Curious, I as... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2347

Pointer

As little children we were told it was impolite to point.  Well, I guess computers have gone and made the world a much ruder place and this game isn't going to help at all.  So go ahead and point - ju... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2225

Good Morning 05-28

Today is Memorial Day when we pause to honor the cherished memory of our loved ones gone before us.   Today I walked through a sea of flags as I decorated the many graves of family, friends read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5038

Signal Shot

The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer.  Far out on the horizon, the USS New Jersey was conducting a night gunnery exercise.  The ensign read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2786

Fixed Sign

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair som... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2153

Good Morning 05-27

PENTECOST SUNDAY "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Genesis 11:1-9 Acts 2:1-21 John 15:26,27; 16:4-11* Psalm 104   Today we celebra read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3409

Empowered for Life

God has given us His Holy Spirit so we can be and do all He wants for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070527.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5159

Five Tech Replies

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." 3. "Your pro read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2155

Good Morning 05-26

"Oh, sing unto the LORD a new song." - Psalm 96:1 The song of the Christian Church is an old song. Its central theme is the old, old story of Jesus and His love.   It is also a read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2246

Good Morning 05-25

"Is not the whole land before you? Let's part company. If you go to the lift, I'll go the right; if you go to the right I'll go to the left." - Genesis 13:9   The per read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5183

Fly Bye

A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.  "What are you doing?"  she asked. "Hunting Flies" he responded. & read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2249

Good Morning 05-24

"For this very reason, make every effort to add to your faith virtue; knowledge; self-control;  perseverance,  godliness; brotherly kindness, and  love....But if anyone does no read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4835

Call For A Ride

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.  One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2323

Good Morning 05-23

"The LORD is with thee, thou mighty man of valor." - Judges 6:12   Gideon was puzzled when he was addressed by the Angel of the LORD. And well he might be. The Israelites were cro read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6381

Left Behind

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife.  "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store." An hour later, she returned and read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1979

Rocket Record

What's the best way to help Boy Scouts get their rocketry, modelling, counting backwards, world record, and air pollution merit badges?  That's right, fire off 965 model rockets on a su read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2182

Good Morning 05-22

"Oh, that I might have my request and that God would grant me the thing that I long for." Job 6:8   Job was a man of God. but when his possessions and his children were taken from read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4995

Kid Say

The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children.  I have captured rhetorical comments from my children's discussions.  No Pulitzer Prize could ever hold a candle to read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2990

Employment History

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Pastor Tim
2161

Good Morning 05-21

"Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our LORD Jesus Christ." Ephesians 5:20   The Apostle Paul urges us to give thanks always for all things. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5944

Rare Bible

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box.  He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had pr... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1994

Good Morning 05-20

"I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one: I in them and you in me. May they be brought to complete unity to let the world know that you sent me and have read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3394

Overwhelmed and Overworked

Fresh after leading Israel out of Egypt, Moses was overwhelmed and overworked by the task of nation building. Divorced and on the path to complete exhaustion and failure, he received and followed wi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5364

Busted

He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family just before church ...  so they were running late getting into town ...  and he was speeding.  ... read more..