Monthly Archive

2007

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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 06-14

"My people have committed two evils; they have forsaken Me, the fountain of living waters, and hewed them out cistern, broken cisterns, that can hold no water." - Jeremiah 2:13   read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Ring Clock

I think clocks programmed in flash are cool.  Sure they don't have the majesty of a tall grandfather clock in the living room or the class of that silver pocket watch you have nowhere to keep now that... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2085

Good Morning 06-13

"Be still, and know that I am God." - Psalm 46:10   The Psalmist contemplates turbulence in nature and violence among men: He remains unmoved and is neither fearful or resentful. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2691

Eyes Gone

Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty, "I think my eyes are going."He said, "They've gone mate - this is Burger King."... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
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Mansion Game

If you have ever tried to make money by buying and selling real estate, you probably already understand the basic principles behind winning at this game. Buy low, sell high and remember - location, l... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1951

Good Morning 06-12

"Him that cometh unto Me I will in no wise cast out." - John 6:37   This precious promise is recorded for all time and for all men. Still it is true that He will receive everyone read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3264

Government Farm Visit

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm."The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."The Agriculture ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2378

Pumpkin Squirrel

What do you get when you combine a squirrel and a pumpkin that is way past it's prime?  You get what was captured by this video.  I'd like to describe it more clearly to you, but I read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2298

Good Morning 06-11

"Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind, and straining toward what is ahead."   The life of a Christian is read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2719

What's Wrong Now?

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning cras... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Undeserved Trouble

When you're in the midst of trouble you didn't have a part in causing, call out to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070610.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2122

Good Morning 06-10

SECOND SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST OR FIRST SUNDAY AFTER TRINITY   1 Kings 8:41-43 Galatians 1:10 Luke 7:1-10 Psalm 117   This is a beautiful text to begin the non-festival part of the c read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2034

Good Morning 06-09

"Ye are complete in Him, which is the Head of all principality and power." - Colossians 2:10   In all of human history there has been but one perfect person, our LORD and Savior J read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2251

Shuffle

You don't have to shuffle off to Buffalo to play shuffle - it's right here.  It may help, though, if you have an eye for billiards because you have to work the angles. If you are a regular pool player... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2248

Good Morning 06-08

Acts 2 Something happened deep down in Peter on Pentecost. He was no longer the timid man, always afraid of what might happen to him as a follower of Jesus. Standing within the very shadows of read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2803

Dun in Texas

A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, He foun... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2142

Good Morning 06-07

Read Psalm 139 When this Psalm was written, the area within which man moved was comparatively small. But today man descends into the depths and heights of the world. But at no time does he move read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2115

Good Morning 06-06

"In the evening when the sun was set, they brought unto Him all that were diseased and them that were possessed with devils." - Mark 1:32   This is a scene challenges the imaginati read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2077

Good Morning 06-05

"You shall be holy, for I the LORD your God am holy." - Leviticus 19:2   Many resent what they call the narrow restraints of religion. They prefer to make God over into their imag read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Muffled Workers

Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt He was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5500

Chain Fired

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application.  The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has bee read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2061

Good Morning 06-03

HOLY TRINITY SUNDAY   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Proverbs 8:22-31 Romans 5:15 John 16:12-15* Psalm 8   A triangle tog read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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God's Guarantee

Salvation from sin comes with a guarantee from God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070603.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5813

Getting Closer

Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.  After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, m read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Service for One

On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found only an old farmer had shown up.After waiting a while, the disappointed the pastor remarked to the old farmer, "Well, it appears no one else... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2295

Good Morning 06-02

"Thy Word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against Thee." - Psalm 119:11   The Psalmist speaks of divine revelation as God's Word. Jesus does the same when He say read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5585

Riding With Grandma

One evening I was driving my eight-year-old daughter to her grandparents' home for an overnight stay.  It was late, there was very little traffic, and we were enjoying a peaceful ride read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2084

Good Morning 06-01

"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty." - Proverbs 11:24   There are two basic attitudes toward life. One regards it as a grabb read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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All You Can Drink

There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand.  It being hot and him being thirsty, he decided to stop. Once he got up to t read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2048

Good Morning 05-31

"Grow in grace and in the knowledge of our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ." - 2 Peter 3:18   On the day of confirmation many of our young professing Christians start out on what pro read more..