Monthly Archive

2007

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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1793

Good Morning 11-22

HAVE A BLESSED THANKSGIVING   With grateful hearts upon this day We bow our heads in prayer To thank the LORD of harvest for The blessings that we share: For golden grain to make o read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2970

More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo appeared in our lastbulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' "Any church member o... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1945

Good Morning 11-21

"There is nothing at all, beside this manna, before our eyes." - Numbers 11:6   The children of Israel would have starved in the wilderness if God had not caused manna to fall fro read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1820

Good Morning 11-20

"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." - Leviticus 19:18   This passage was quoted by the lawyer in a conversation with Jesus about the demands of the Law in Luke 10:25-37. th read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1756

Good Morning 11-19

"When I see the blood, I will pass over you." - EXODUS 12:13   More than 3,500 years ago God swept through the land of Egypt, executing judgment on a people which had defied His w read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3732

The Place of Aspiration

When striving to follow Jesus press on, hold on, and wait on. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071118.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1932

Good Morning 11-17

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." - Genesis 1:1   The next few weeks I will be taking you through the Bible, book by book. This is by request.   The v read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2210

Terry Fator - Ventriloquist

It's hard enough to do impressions of famous people and singers, but to do it without moving your lips? That's impressive and it's certainly not something you do right after you run to the hobby s... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1943

Good Morning 11-16

"God so loved the world that He gave His only son." - John 3:16 Almost each one of the little words in this petition of the LORD'S Prayer has its own lesson to teach us. Take the word read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3751

Civil War Re-enactment

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1732

Good Morning 11-15

"Joseph said to them, you meant evil against me; but God meant it for good, to bring it about that many people should be kept alive, as they are today." - Gen. 50:19-20   How wou read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3190

ATM Correction

My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community college. On his first night of class, he started a chapter on banking. During the course of his lecture, the subject o... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3323

Speak, Your Children are Reading

If you have a Bible God's communication lines with you can never be fully down.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071111.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2034

Good Morning 11-11

TWENTY-FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   Exodus 34:5-9 2 Thess. 1:1-5, 11,12 Luke 19:1-10 Psalm 119:145-152   Zacchaeus, a Jewish tax collector, worked for the enemy, Rome. The Roman read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1628

Good Morning 11-10

"Do not fear, little flock, for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom." Luke 12:32   Time and time again, the LORD has tenderly spoken these reassuring words t read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2534

Unicycle Dance

For those of you who have ever decided to learn to ride a unicycle, let me just say, "You've got a long way to go baby." (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1685

Good Morning 11-09

"Bless the LORD, O my soul, bless His holy name." - Psalm 103:1   The Bibical understanding of names is that a person's name is a part of that person. When we honor a name, we hon read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2293

Chain Reaction

I'm not sure how you can predict the longest reaction in this game - though I am sure someone out there probably has a special knack for doing so.  Either way it is strangely enjoyable and exciting - ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1685

Good Morning 11-07

"God is able to do far more abundantly than all that we ask or think; to Him be glory in the church." - Ephesians 3:20-21   "God's in His heaven and all is well," goes th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
16576

Charity Auction

The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as either "Running" or "No Start." On the block was a No Starter. It had a shattered windshield, two missing t... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2142

Stand Up Rays

Ok, here is a challenge for you.  Get all the Rays to stand up and be standing at the same time.  Good luck as you click on them to make them stand. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).p... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4847

Better Preaching

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for an hour and said nothing.""Thank you," the visiting preacher re... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1943

Good Morning 11-05

"No one knows who the Father is except the Son and anyone to whom the Son chooses to reveal Him." - Luke 10:22   When we say that God is Father, we are suggesting a family. No one read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3532

"LOL" - God

God laughs at the people and circumstances that seek to stop His will for you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20071104.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1671

Good Morning 11-04

All Saints' Sunday   This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Jeremiah 31:31-34 Romans 3:19-28 Matthew 5:1-12 Psalm 31   All Saints' Day was ob read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
83811

Cat Herding

Don't worry, no cats were harmed in the making of this game.  In fact, this game is so hard I doubt any cats will be harmed in the playing of it either. All you have to do is simply block the ca... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1755

Good Morning 11-03

"From a child thou hast known the Holy Scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus. All Scripture is given by inspiration of God." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4282

Basement Pitch

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch,... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2424

Sound Illusion

This is a really cool sound illusion. When the video is done playing, play it again right away and you will notice it gets higer each time.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || [] read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1908

Good Morning 11-02

"I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one." - John 17:22   God's power and glory are never far apart. So it is also with Jesus, God's Son. read more..