Monthly Archive

2008

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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2320
3 min read

Good Morning 02-14

"We are ambassadors for christ, for He hath made Him to be sin for us who knew no sin, that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him." - 2 Corinthians 5:20,21   There is read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4523
<1min

The End is Near

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2271
2 min read

Good Morning 02-13

"Charge them that are rich, that they do good, that they be rich in good works, laying up in store for themselves a good foundation against the time to come." - 1 Timothy 6:17-19   read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2235
2 min read

Good Morning 02-12

"We know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to His purpose." - Romans 8:28   Our life is like the dial of a clock. T read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2537
2 min read

Good Morning 02-11

"I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus." - Philippians 3:14   There is great power in the atoning blood of our LORD Jesus Christ. Christ read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
6352
<1min

We are Heard

Even when we feel down and in despair we can know that God hears the prayers of those trusting in Him with their hearts.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080210.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2315
2 min read

Good Morning 02-10

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Genesis 2:7-17, 3:1-7 Romans 5:12-19 Matthew 4:1-11 Psalm 130   The number 40 in the Bible is associate read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2200
2 min read

Good Morning 02-08

"Then Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?" - John 11:40   After four days of mourning had passed Jesus came to Bethany. He is read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4022
5 min read

Sometimes Life Is Like A Jelly-Filled Donut

If it were not for certain rituals in life, life would be a rather drab business. I know some celebrate a ritual because they have celebrated it before and are just going through the motions. J read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7597
<1min

Spin the Bottle

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime.By the time I was 14, I owne read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2453
2 min read

Good Morning 02-07

"I am Jesus whom you are persecuting, now get up and go into the city, and you will be told what you must do." - Acts 9:5,6   Accepting Jesus as our Savior implies submitting to Hi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3666
<1min

Psychology Course

During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at the university."Oh, great," I said. "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family.""No, no," he replied. "I... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3321
<1min

Personal Helicopter

This personal helicopter is pretty cool - unless (I am guessing) this guy lives next door to you. I personally am opposed to the general population having their own flying machines because look at t read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2304
2 min read

Good Morning 02-06

Ash Wednesday   Old Testament Lesson: Joel 2:1-2, 12-17 Epistle: 2 Cor. 5:20-6:10 Gospel: Matthew 6:1-6, 16-21 Psalm: 51:1-18        Ash Wednesday is the f read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3254
<1min

Monkey Kick

Don't be discouraged by your first attempts at this game.  My initial kicks were pretty pitiful.  But after a while I did get some good ones - 4526 meters and then 5321!  I may go pro! (adsby... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6221
<1min

Birds and Bees

Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the age of fourteen, Stewart wrote him the following letter:"Dear son, now that you have reached the magic age of ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3759
<1min

Human Tetris 6

Another fun episode of Human Tetris - with a couple of key subtitles at just the right time! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2623
2 min read

Good Morning 02-04

"He brought me forth also into a large place; he delivered me; because he delighted in me." - Psalm 18:19   A favorite charge against Christians is that they live in a narrow worl read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3700
<1min

Mom's Phone

Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother's home and fou... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
6289
<1min

The Body of Christ

Can you recognize the body of Christ when you see it?  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080203.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3398
<1min

Cleaning Job

Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple. Among other duties, I had to dust their many imported carvings and petrified collectibles, as well as pick up aft... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2380
3 min read

Good Morning 02-02

"When Moses' hands grew tired, they took a stone and put it under him and he sat on it. Aaron and Hur held his hands up, one on one side, one on the other so that his hands remained steady ti read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3688
<1min

Shopping Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3064
<1min

Squirrel Course

Squirrels drive me nuts.  I have 2 squirrel stories from my past that have left me with mixed feelings about these rodents.  So I am always happy to find people who fight back and make thi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3960
<1min

Stolen Turkey

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2928
2 min read

Good Morning 01-30

"For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come." - 1 Timothy 4:8   When Friday co read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4053
5 min read

For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror

Nobody enjoys privacy more than Yours Truly. I confess I am not a very happy camper when that privacy is compromised in any fashion. Recently, I endured a tremendous trespass on my privacy. One day l... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2447
2 min read

Good Morning 01-29

"For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also." - Matthew 6:21   Our treasure,(that which we value most), is like a magnet. It draws our thoughts, desire, and our act read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2506
2 min read

Good Morning 01-28

"We glory in tribulation also, knowing that tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience, hope; and hope maketh not ashamed." - Romans 5:3-5   There is read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2472
2 min read

Good Morning 01-27

THIRD SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY   This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 9:1-4 1 Cor. 1:10-17 Matthew 4:12-23 Psalm 27:1-9   On this Third read more..