Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3570 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4219

Stranded on a Desert Island

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1567

Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3387

Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..

Important Site News
Pastor Tim
2240

Japanese Earthquake Pause

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3700

I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10574

Easy Par

Jeff thought things looked good for par on this hole. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4547

Suddenly it's March!

Suddenly it’s March! This is how people grow old, isn’t it? Since my last post, we have paid off the last of our consumer debt! We are officially back at $0 and very happy to be there. The rocks in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3342

First Salute

The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It's symbolizes authority and prestige.When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8913

Honking in Traffic

Another source of honking in traffic. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9384

If My Nose Was Running Money

Here are some great titles from songwriters in Nashville - and an entertaining song too. Enjoy "If My Nose Was Running Money." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5321

Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations!  You are now the proud new o... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15721

Sign Dog Language

Bilingualism is getting out of control in Canada. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
16056

Elephant Golf Caddy

John finally found a caddy that would work for peanuts. ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
12387

Jumbo Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy for our love?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4184

Japp Chocolate Bar Commercial

Here's a fun Japp chocolate bar commercial I had on the old CleanLaugh site for years. It's on Youtube now so I've moved it over to the Funblog.   ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
9489

Jumbo Elephant Office

Jumbo was opening a branch office for the circus. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7728

Henloops

Here is what happens when you feed Fruit Loops to hens. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
17353

Monkey Train

Toilet training Rosco was a breeze compared to teaching him to drive. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14698

Harvest Anxiety

Harvest anxiety was starting to get to farmer Bill. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
41104

Forklift Work Safety

Somebody had to work while the workplace safety seminar was being held. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18642

SOTP Sign

After coming to a complete sotp, you may og. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11089

Sign Lawsuit

I smell a lawsuit coming. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4153

Morning Kiss

A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?""Yes Ma, I reckon I do," replied ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1475

The Futility of Duplicity

We need to remind ourselves and the next generation that it is possible to express faith in God but have hearts that are not loyal to Him.  The consequences of such duplicity is a life of futilit... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3898

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10444

Mouse Bomber

Why Mice Shouldn't Be Allowed Internet Access. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3605

Accountancy Exam

Dewey wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the accountancy exam.Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?Dewey: Five.Examine... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10842

Space Delivery

Home delivery will have to do until the food court is open on the International Space Station ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
15138

Dog Lick Face

Why you shouldn't let dogs lick your face. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12053

Extreme Cow Tipping

The extreme cow tipping competition was close. ... read more..