2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3420

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Late Superbowl Picture

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

21 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Old School

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9865

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Duct Tape Car Move

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Driver's License Examiners

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..

19 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Bird Cage Fight

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3465

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New Number Request

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Baby Red Pandas

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! ... read more..

17 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sunroof - Snowroof

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Barbecue Forks

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

16 Jan

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Openly Following

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3773

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Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..

15 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Board Meetings

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..

15 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3525

4 min read

Okay, Enough With the Cold Already

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..

14 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3302

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The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..

13 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..

13 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Wind Tunnel Fun

I don't think I ever want to skydive, but this looks like a fun alternative. I'd love to have my own wind tunnel in the backyard, but it looks expensive and that's probably a good thing. I would nev... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4585

5 min read

Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in ... read more..

12 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Tile Cutter

When renting a tile cutter isn't in the budget. ... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Mess Sign

A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war." Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

5211

9 min read

Issue #3541

Issue #3541 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's snowing at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Maybe in the morning I'll try to warm up with a "Bacon Scarf". ht read more..

11 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bacon Scarf

Bacon makes me feel warm too. ... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Family Support

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fen... read more..

Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found

11 Jan

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found

Joomla 1.6 is out today - hurray! Now for the task of migrating version 1.5 sites (like the Cybersalt Site) to 1.6. Here is a fix for the first snag I ran into. In order to begin to try to upgrade ... read more..

10 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Potato Van

Watch out for those pota . . . . . nevermind. ... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Death Statistic

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Connecting Chaos

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got. O... read more..

09 Jan

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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2 min read

Swish & Swipe? Who Me?

It’s very fun for me that some of you are reading through the Bible this year along with me. I’m really looking forward to sharing comments, thoughts and insights back and forth either through the fa... read more..