Monthly Archive

2013
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1426 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1569
3 min read

MOMS - preschoolers

RAISING.. and corraling the little ones.  From birth through preschool your next 4 or 5 years is a crazy busy time where your anticipation for the birth of your child is now replaced with read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3447

New Survivor

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Here's the details: - 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks - Each kid plays two sports and either... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2244
4 min read

Moms - Expecting

  Expecting Moms...Long before the pitter patter of little feet a seed is planted in fertile soil.. and the miracle of life begins.  Never thought your motherhood condition would be descr read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1525

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I'm back.  Once again I've been busier than a one armed man in a broom factory gathering no moss - or something like that.  Remember, if during one of these ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3657
2 min read

Mother's Dictionary

Mother's Dictionary Amnesia:A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. Bottle Feeding:An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. Defense:What you'd better ha... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4383

If They Had a Doting Mother

*If They Had a Doting Mother* MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've disc read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2317

What is a Grandmother?

What is a grandmother? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.) A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's. A grandfather is a man gra... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1861

Quote #1369

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4636

Quasimodo Pun

Unexpectedly the bells in the Quasimodo's tower began to ring again. I have a hunch he's back!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2257

One-liner #0921

Remember half the people you know are below average.... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2195

Rahab

This bible cartoon from Joshua 2 retells the story of Rahab the prostitute assisting the 2 spies with escaping from Jericho read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2306

Aaron's Staff Budding

This Bible cartoon from Numbers 17:8 tells of Aaron's staff budding and produced almonds read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1891

A bill from God

This bible cartoon from Matthew 18:21-35 shares we are forgiven by God read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1478

Adrianne

This bible cartoon from 1st Timothy 6:12 illustrates the fight the good fight message from the Apostle Paul read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1731

Adult Tree or adultry

This church cartoon shares a senior moment where poor hearing results in misunderstood sermon read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2963

King Ahab and Queen Jezebel

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings retells the story of Evil King Ahab marrying Wicked Queen Jezebel read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1783

Ahab Dies

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings 22:34-38 retells the day a stray arrow killed King Ahab read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1400

Black Cat Speaks Out

This Halloween cartoon shares the black cat speaking out read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3129

Braces - song of solomon teeth

This bible cartoon shares a paraphrase of Song of Solomon regarding teeth and braces read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1391

Broke Back Mountain

This broke back mountain cartoon shares a heavy cowboy breaking the back of his burrow Beauty read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1716

Coach Rant

This basketball cartoon features James 1:19 reminding coaches to be be slow to anger read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1719

Coach Shut Up

This sports cartoon shares the Proverbs 15:1 a gentle answer turns away wrath read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2433

Football Coach Yells

This football cartoon features Proverbs 17:25 advises this coach not to yell, but to use kind words read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1544

Trick or Treat - in Hell

This Halloween cartoon features Trick of Treat in Hell read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1550

Trick or Treat - in Hell 2

This Halloween cartoon features Trick of Treat in Hell read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2317
3 min read

Holy Spirit

< Spiritual v Physical  This life is not one to venture out on your own, and the promise from Jesus Christ of a comforter assures us we are not on our own. Of course it is not easy to get read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1376

Holidays in Hell

Halloween... April Fools Day Easter Fathers Day read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1593
2 min read

Demons

The devil's busy little minions are everywhere. Like cockroaches, and rats they scurry in the shadows of life, and scatter when Their home is a rusty gated community (HEL... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3058
4 min read

Satan

  There is nothing funny about Satan so why should I draw 'pun intended' attention to the devil with disarming misrepresentations of a Red Guy with horns and a pitchfork? .. and read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2568
2 min read

Time Management – A New Strategy

The lines of purpose in your lives never grow slack, tightly tied as they are to your future in heaven, kept taut by hope. Colossians 1:5 [The Message]I would love if this passage described my life. U... read more..