Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Jeff Larson
1650

Gossip

Glory Gossip  Gossip in Bulletin I Gossip in Bulletin II Gossip in Bulletin III psst, I've got A SECRET A confidence betrayed.  A little bird tol read more..

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Jeff Larson
1335

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Jeff Larson
1357

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Jeff Larson
1393

CSI Bible

    CSI Old Testament     CSI New Testament     CSI North Pole? ... CSI Frosty?    read more..

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Jeff Larson
1383

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Jeff Larson
1311

X-Games

- Storm Surfing- Bungee Baptisms- Inline Scripture Drills- Church Hopping- Senior Walker Wonders - Tight Rope Juggling? Faith Xgames as veiwed fr read more..

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Jeff Larson
1358

Wisdom

For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom 1 Cor 1:25 Of course foolish behavior is a relative thing, and so some behavior is more FOOLISH than others.     Foolis read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1576

A New Challenge

The seed was planted when I changed my closet over from winter to summer clothes (we kind of missed spring here this year). I weeded out a few t-shirts and tank tops I hadn’t worn and wouldnR... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
957

Live YOUR Life For God

We need to live our life for God - not other's lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130512.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130512.mp3">   ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1489

Mother’s Day

It is my first Mother’s Day to be a mother. Three months into this new role, however, it doesn’t always feel real. After all, I feel like the same person inside as I was last year and the ... read more..

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Jeff Larson
1358

MOMS - preschoolers

RAISING.. and corraling the little ones.  From birth through preschool your next 4 or 5 years is a crazy busy time where your anticipation for the birth of your child is now replaced with read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3271

New Survivor

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Here's the details: - 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks - Each kid plays two sports and either... read more..

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Jeff Larson
2022

Moms - Expecting

  Expecting Moms...Long before the pitter patter of little feet a seed is planted in fertile soil.. and the miracle of life begins.  Never thought your motherhood condition would be descr read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1332

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I'm back.  Once again I've been busier than a one armed man in a broom factory gathering no moss - or something like that.  Remember, if during one of these ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3464

Mother's Dictionary

Mother's Dictionary Amnesia:A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. Bottle Feeding:An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. Defense:What you'd better ha... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4166

If They Had a Doting Mother

*If They Had a Doting Mother* MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've disc read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2131

What is a Grandmother?

What is a grandmother? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.) A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's. A grandfather is a man gra... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1681

Quote #1369

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4434

Quasimodo Pun

Unexpectedly the bells in the Quasimodo's tower began to ring again. I have a hunch he's back!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2078

One-liner #0921

Remember half the people you know are below average.... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1969

Rahab

This bible cartoon from Joshua 2 retells the story of Rahab the prostitute assisting the 2 spies with escaping from Jericho read more..

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Jeff Larson
2079

Aaron's Staff Budding

This Bible cartoon from Numbers 17:8 tells of Aaron's staff budding and produced almonds read more..

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Jeff Larson
1704

A bill from God

This bible cartoon from Matthew 18:21-35 shares we are forgiven by God read more..

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Jeff Larson
1289

Adrianne

This bible cartoon from 1st Timothy 6:12 illustrates the fight the good fight message from the Apostle Paul read more..

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Jeff Larson
1545

Adult Tree or adultry

This church cartoon shares a senior moment where poor hearing results in misunderstood sermon read more..

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Jeff Larson
2747

King Ahab and Queen Jezebel

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings retells the story of Evil King Ahab marrying Wicked Queen Jezebel read more..

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Jeff Larson
1586

Ahab Dies

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings 22:34-38 retells the day a stray arrow killed King Ahab read more..

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Jeff Larson
1230

Black Cat Speaks Out

This Halloween cartoon shares the black cat speaking out read more..

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Jeff Larson
2899

Braces - song of solomon teeth

This bible cartoon shares a paraphrase of Song of Solomon regarding teeth and braces read more..

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Jeff Larson
1218

Broke Back Mountain

This broke back mountain cartoon shares a heavy cowboy breaking the back of his burrow Beauty read more..