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Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 334 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1894

Quote #1432

"It is peculiarly incumbent upon you who have strength to set a right example to others. I ask you to remember that you cannot retain your self-respect if you are loose and foul of tongue, that a man read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3548

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2048

Frozen Frustration

Jane had a system for labelling home-made freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables" or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot P... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3168

Goober Flight Lesson

A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the busy owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by r... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1183

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2015

There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Dog Squeak" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-squeak Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
4501

Dog Squeak

To the delight of his master, this dog cannot figure out where the squeak from his toy is coming from. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1610

Quote #1431

"Our job is to love others, not wonder whether or not they deserve it."- Thomas Merton read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1766

One-liner #0983

In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15717

Split Pants

I split my favorite pants. RIP.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3722

Missionary Soup

Two missionaries get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.  A few minutes later, one of the mis... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4328

Life After Delivery

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to pre... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3886

Newlywed Grace

A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2572

The Gift

The gift of Jesus transforms the way we look at ourselves and others. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150208.mp3{/audio}    ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1134

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays. You can listen to "How Sin Entered the World" (a response to S... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3256

Lost Gas Cap

David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1931

Personal Contact

Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments. However, while on the evening shift I ans... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1104

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2015

I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get ready for! To make up for the lack of C... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3718

Dashing Thru The Snow

Whether you like to watch trains or not - this CN Rail train plowing through the snow is amazing footage!  Kudos to the guy who let the snow hit is camera in order to get the whole shot. &nb... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3669

The King and I

"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1907

One-liner #0982

"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"- Chickens read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1489

Quote #1430

"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2826

Not Exactly What He Meant

During a church meeting one evening, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears.  Finishing her remarks, she told the folks, "I apologize... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3867

Circus Try Out

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario. "I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He proceeds to cl... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1205

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2015

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
4474

Dog Feeders

Usually it's hard to get kids to feed the dog. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1824

One-liner #0981

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1583

Quote #1429

"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation." read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4098

Fed Up Husband

A husband and wife had been married only a few short years, and he was getting fed up with being bossed around by his wife; so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the husband that he... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2513

Adoption

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was ad... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1117

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Best Daddy Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/best-daddy-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

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