Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1775

Parenting, Role Models, Swearing

A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear that?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, it doesn't matter,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2900

Puppy Mark

An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits. As the look-alik... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1608

One-liner #1099

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
848

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2016

Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnastic routine on th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1508

Elemental Funeral

When chemists die, they barium.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2584

Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance

A wonderful video of the talented and hilarious gymnast, Paul Hunt, on the uneven bars. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2312

Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance

Enjoy the talented and funny gymnast, Paul Hunt, performing this floor exercise. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3494

Want To Go To Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!"  He then approached a ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1819

Quote #1547

  “Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1599

Wedding Vows

Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the receptio... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2996

Scheduled Shot

At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. T... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1245

One-liner #1098

When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3040

Name That Baby

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
807

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016

Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevator Rethink" at:ww... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3201

Elevator Rethink

Maybe the stairs would be a better choice. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
780

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2016

Sunday greetings, everyone. The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in the picture to t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1554

Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy

An incident happened this past week that created for me a certain pause to think about things. I don’t often think about too many things. After all, with only one little gray cell, it is hard to thin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1746

Criticism, Feedback, Judgement

A minister was opening his mail one morning and drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2228

Quote #1546

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight li read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4422

The Good Night Kiss

At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1485

Twelve-Step Stop

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7357

Self Defense

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
2890

Eye Appointment Procrastination

It looks like somebody put off their eye exam a little too long. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
807

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2016

Have you been procrastinating about going for an eye exam? Today's Funny Car picture is a good example of why you shouldn't. You'll find "Eye Appointment Procrastination" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1410

Quote #1545

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply. - Stephen R. Covey read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1838

Marriage, Engagement

Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married. The marriage license clerk smiled and explained that they were both much too young. Little Billy asked, "Could you give us a learners permit... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1311

One-liner #1097

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1341

Weather Hunting

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
758

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at the bottom of t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
799

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2016

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p... read more..