2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

10 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1096

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..

10 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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How to Cut a Cake Correctly

It seems we've been cutting cakes incorrectly for a very long time. What do you think? Leave a comment below. ... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Butterfly Dreams

Why wait to be a butterfly before flying? ... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2149

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Painful Spread

Forbidden fruits create many jams.... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2004

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Quote #1543

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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I'll Call Back

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just ... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Courage

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?" The young man sat at his de... read more..

$One-liner #1095$

09 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1095

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Warnings

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Food Reaction

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..

09 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chargeback

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours. When they were ready to continue t... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2363

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Cheezie

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2039

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Quote #1542

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4300

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I Want To Be A Bear

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2665

2 min read

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2053

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One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..

07 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

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2 min read

Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..

07 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3325

4 min read

Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks." You can ... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1983

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Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean? Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either? Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..

05 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..