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Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 759 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1322

Quote #1677

"When trials persist, God's intention is not that we give up; rather He wants us to grow up!" - Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
992

One-liner #1232

The hardest part of parenting is realizing that it is your circus and those definitely are your monkeys.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2130

Two Keys

Two keys were hanging in the undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other one was for the flower car in the garage. Two small signs were above the keys. One read "Hymn;" the othe... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1461

A Place and Time for Everything

While watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. "Excuse me,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2781

Day Off From School

On Monday a call came in to the school receptionist. "Hello. Please mark William absent today," said the man. "Yes of course. May I ask why?" asked the receptionist. "He is sick," said the man. "N... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
763

Source of the Crowd

What Jesus does in the lives of others in the church can be a source of hope for our own walk with Him if we take our place in that crowd. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171015.mp3{/audio} H read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
617

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! One great thing about Thanksgiving sermons is they apply to times other than just Thanksgiving. You'll find my sermon "Thanksgiving is a Choice"  (from last Thanksgivi... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
899

One-liner #1231

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1048

Why Did I Get Up This Morning?

All day long, I've had this burning question in my mind. One of those questions you just cannot shake and as the day progressed, it loomed larger and larger until I had to address it. Personally, I wo... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9121

Dolphin

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1590

Hard Work

I saw an interview on TV with an old farmer who won ten million dollars in the lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was going do with all that money. He scratched his head and said, "Not sure as ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5723

Shoebox Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a wooden box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2494

Quote #1676

"That substance or behavior you're addicted to is not your friend. It's your Judas kissing your cheek so it can hand you over to your killing." - Beth Moore read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
620

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, I'm excited to share with you (to the right) the new logo for the consulting and commercial side of Cybersalt, which will be officially launching on November 1. Thi read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2755

Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1765

Back To School Notes

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2154

Leading by Example

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When I do it without being told, I'm try... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
751

Thanksgiving is a Choice

Thanksgiving is a choice, which when made in faith can lead to the spiritual healing we really need. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171008.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2959

Eggsacting Solution

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
593

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh! If you are in the mood for a Thanksgiving sermon you will find more than you can shake a drumstick at at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/180-s... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1236

Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales

One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story. It is my sincere belief that yard sales were created with her in mind. T... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1065

One-liner #1230

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
632

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Geoff F., who sent a video of Happy Girl. To watch, click on the snapshot on the right. As I mentioned on Sunday, I totally missed read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2755

Wage Interview

A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent a social security agent to interview him. "You just give me a list ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1110

Quote #1675

"If you are more fortunate than others, it is better to build a longer table than a taller fence." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2848

Helicopter Debate

My cousin worked on the Alaska pipeline as a welder. He said helicopters were a big help in covering the rugged ground. I've never forgotten a story he told about being in the communications room of ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1402

Cell Phones, Manners

Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant. A man at the next table told his cell-phone caller to hold on. Then he stepped outside to talk. When he returned, I said, "That was very thoug... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
945

One-liner #1229

I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money; like, okay Marion, you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren't allowed to use.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
621

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone and happy October! After sending last Chicken Thursday's mailing out, I started getting congratulations about a work anniversary on my LinkedIn Account (www.linkedin.com/in/... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
709

Entrusted for that Day

When we fan into flame what God has entrusted to us, we will find greater ability to entrust what we have to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171001.mp3{/audio} read more..

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