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Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 657 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
934

One-liner #1326

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1191

Quote #1767

"Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
941

One-liner #1325

PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1136

Quote #1766

"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!" - Matt Chandler read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2995

Home Has Never Been Sweeter

If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only goo... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1405

Bakery Ban

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?" Now I'm blocked.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2497

Quote #1765

"Listening is the highest form of hospitality ... not to change people but offering them space where change can take place." - Henri Nouwen read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
899

One-liner #1324

How to parallel park: Park somewhere else.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
386

Cybersalt News - October 03, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you follow my YouTube channel where I teach how to use and maintain a website built in Joomla (https://www.youtube.com/user/basicjoomla) you will recognize the name of a... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
985

Quote #1764

"A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for GOD." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3312

Mrs. Johnson

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
917

Honest Teenager

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3215

Goober Loot

If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here. Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After a while, they meet... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
871

Whiskered Thrower

If a bearded man makes vases is he a hairy potter?... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1212

One-liner #1323

The human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
374

Cybersalt News - September 30, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my one arm that I totally forgot that this past Friday, September 28th, was the 20th Anniversary of Cybersalt! Some day I hope to ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1145

If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?

I must confess that in the Parsonage there are times of confusion. It has nothing to do with age; it has everything to do with the human brain that is undernourished. The Gracious Mistress of the Par... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1964

Honesty

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2815

Rifle Tech Support

It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the ri... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
896

Digital Praise

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1051

Quote #1763

"Arguing about God's existence, I hold, is like arguing about air. You may affirm that air exists, and I that it does not. But as we debate the point, we are both breathing air all the time." - Cor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
789

One-liner #1322

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
381

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
1792

Chicken Valley

We might not get to eat this one! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
952

Font Off

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3528

Broken Lawnmower

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1859

Foolishness

The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name. The serg... read more..

Clean Jokes
3140

Car Ads

If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie about - parts car = beyond repair - immaculate = recently washed - engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1037

Quote #1762

"Every generation of Christians has to learn that whining is an affront against God's sovereignty and goodness." - D. A. Carson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
802

One-liner #1321

I didn't hear that!... read more..

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