2018 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

27 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2073

4 min read

I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World

It was one of those really busy weeks where there was hardly enough time to breathe. For myself, I was glad the week was over and I could relax for the evening. “What do you want for supper?” The Gra... read more..

25 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1180

<1min

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived very late and this mailing may take a while to get to some of you too. The recent two week break from sending out mailings changed... read more..

25 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2487

<1min

Quote #1771

"I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp. I was dead and needed a resurrection." - Louie Giglio read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4396 - October 25, 2018

25 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4396 - October 25, 2018

Issue #4396 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived ve read more..

25 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3831

<1min

Pork Trial

There was a rabbi in a small town and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he ... read more..

24 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1872

4 min read

Is it a fragrance or a stench?

This past week I had to go to the mall. I know, I should know better, but I thought I could sneak in, get what I needed and sneak out again. So much for my thoughts. I wanted to purchase several tie ... read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2405

<1min

Siblings

My seven-year-old son, Nick, received a snap-together electronic kit for his birthday. He learned that if you put a resistor in line with the speaker, it lowers the volume from the speaker. During th... read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

2245

<1min

One-liner #1329

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!... read more..

22 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2649

<1min

Quote #1770

"We need to care less about whether our children are academically gifted & more about whether they sit with the lonely kid in the cafeteria." - unknown read more..

21 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1770

<1min

Honesty of a Child

"Peter!" his mother scolded, "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark and I didn't see the read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4721

<1min

Number Eighteen

A first-time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for "lights out" and the cell-block becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually, a voice from across the cell-block crie... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4395 - October 21, 2018

21 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

30

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4395 - October 21, 2018

Issue #4395 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailing read more..

21 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1076

<1min

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailings for the past two weeks. Earlier this month we lost a family friend and we took some time and made some space apart from some o... read more..

18 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1796

<1min

One-liner #1328

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?... read more..

18 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

3313

<1min

Quote #1769

"A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't." - Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1777

<1min

One-liner #1327

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2593

<1min

Quote #1768

"Holding a grudge doesn't make you strong; it makes you bitter. Forgiving doesn't make you weak; it sets you free." - Dave Willis read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1965

<1min

One-liner #1326

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.... read more..

11 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2363

<1min

Quote #1767

"Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

2039

<1min

One-liner #1325

PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2311

<1min

Quote #1766

"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!" - Matt Chandler read more..

07 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4066

4 min read

Home Has Never Been Sweeter

If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only goo... read more..

05 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2593

<1min

Bakery Ban

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?" Now I'm blocked.... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

3960

<1min

Quote #1765

"Listening is the highest form of hospitality ... not to change people but offering them space where change can take place." - Henri Nouwen read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1986

<1min

One-liner #1324

How to parallel park: Park somewhere else.... read more..

04 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1138

<1min

Cybersalt News - October 03, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you follow my YouTube channel where I teach how to use and maintain a website built in Joomla (https://www.youtube.com/user/basicjoomla) you will recognize the name of a... read more..

03 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

2089

<1min

Quote #1764

"A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for GOD." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

03 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4478

<1min

Mrs. Johnson

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call... read more..

03 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2032

<1min

Honest Teenager

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4471

<1min

Goober Loot

If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here. Two goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After a while, they meet... read more..