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Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 657 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
760

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

Enjoying a casual evening at home, reclining in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I seldom pay attention to phone conversation... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
371

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2018

Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
786

Starch Mobile

My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
833

Foolish Rage

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3202

Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
919

Quote #1761

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
796

Curiosity Bang

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..

Clean Jokes
3387

F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
770

One-liner #1320

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3760

Ugliest Man in the World

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1273

Drape Alternative

So grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
418

Cybersalt News - September 20, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
963

Quote #1760

"Spin cheerfully, not tearfully; He knows the way you plod. Spin carefully, spin prayerfully; but leave the thread to God." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
881

One-liner #1319

The solution makes the problem more difficult.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
397

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder enjoys solving mysteries, but some of them he simply rejoices in. You can read, "Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
688

Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?

I, like so many people, love a good mystery. I have read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories, the Father Brown stories and other good mystery novels. I just like trying to solve a good mystery. A good... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
971

Musical Diagnosis

A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument. Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!" Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
815

Curiosity Begins

A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from... read more..

Clean Jokes
11902

Welcome Home

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly beh... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
940

Quote #1759

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching) read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
761

One-liner #1318

Anyone who reads this is illiterate!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3395

Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife* 17.  "I finished the Oreos" 16.  "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15.  "Y'know, looking at her, you'd read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1545

Graciousness

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3312

Check Up

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1208

Quote #1758

"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen" - Breton fisherman read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
962

Adder-up

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
649

One-liner #1317

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
397

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2018

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-j... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1067

Slow Is Just the Way I Go

One of the main complaints in the Parsonage has to do with my procrastination. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often refers to me as, Sir Procrastinator, as if it was a bad thing. Anything tha... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
823

Quote #1757

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived." - Shane Claiborne read more..

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