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You Know You Live in a Small Town When... The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine. The local phone book has only one yellow page. Third Street is on the edge of town. Y... read more..

During the last several months, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some quality time together. I’m assuming this is quality time, but I will have to get second opinion evidence ab... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! You may recognize the name of J.I. Packer for his well known book, "Knowing God." Dr. Packer passed away on Friday. For this Sunday's video share I am featuring the follow... read more..

 "The Christian's motto should not be 'Let go and let God,' but 'Trust God and get going!'" - J. I. Packer read more..

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rs... read more..

“Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.”... read more..

A young girl asked her father following the church service “Dad, is God going to die?” “Of course not, God can’t die,” replied her father. “Why do you ask?” The girl answered, “The Pastor kept sayin... read more..

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever th... read more..

"The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness." - Leonard Sweet read more..

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, ala... read more..

Not too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization sprang up called "Athletics Anonymous." When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle r... read more..

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As h... read more..

The world is an adventure, there's so many things to see, the search for buried treasure, climbing high up in a tree. Finding shells along the seashore, playing marbles in the sand, skipping stones a... read more..

Paranoia has reached absurd stages ... I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.... read more..

I only made one mistake last week, which is something of a record for me. I try limiting mistakes to one at a time, but not always in sequential order. I once tried to make my mistakes in a logical or... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't miss them very much, but just the same I have started watching a new one during this pandemic: marble racing. Don't hate me becaus... read more..

"Some people could be given an entire field of roses, and only see the thorns in it. Others could be given a single weed and only see the wildflower in it. Perception is a key component to gratitude read more..

The dumbest thing I've ever purchased was a 2020 planner!... read more..

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, ... read more..

“A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.”... read more..

It's funny to think these were ever laws that needed to be enforced. - In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - In New York, it is against the law t... read more..

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and ask... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ." - C. S. Lewis read more..

If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.... read more..

A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."... read more..

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," th... read more..

Being limited as to travel and outside activities can sometimes get rather boring. You can be inactive only so long, and then you get in that car that drives you to crazy land. Finding something to d... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sky last night. I'm not talking about the lunar eclipse (which we did not see here at Cybersalt World Headquarters) nor am I talki... read more..