Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
447

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3265

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
376

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6087

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2392

Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1617

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
529

Quote #1986

"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
572

One-Liner #1549

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
369

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
710

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1970

Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2906

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4236

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very speci... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
599

Quote #1985

  "Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings." - Gustave Flaubert read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
523

One-Liner #1548

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2342

Devil Secret

Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday School, each deep in his own thoughts.  Finally one said, "What do you think about all this devil business we studied today?" The other boy replie... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
365

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but they would never allow me to move there because they already ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3045

Stand-by Wish

Listening to background music while on hold made her long for a chord- less phone.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3285

Dusty Comeback

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
537

Quote #1984

"Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish." - Jessica N.S. Yourko read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1969

The Ways of Love

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was du... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
507

One-Liner #1547

Self-loathing: I hate intolerant people!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
419

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I launched a new YouTube channel this week. Many of you know that I have been involved in the Joomla Community for many years. Joomla is a Content Management System (CMS) t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
746

It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment

During holiday seasons, I enjoy indulging in special food. My favorite during this time of year is the Shoofly Pie. Nothing hits the spot quite like this. Although the Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3027

Price of Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a dollar," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
542

Quote #1983

  "Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2330

Looking for a King

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1859

Surprises

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
470

One-Liner #1546

The LORD giveth and the government taketh away.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
381

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ooops! After working all night on a project for a client I decided 5:50am would be a good time to finally go to bed - and then I realized I hadn't sent today's mailing... read more..