2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #600

25 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

48

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4625 - February 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to... read more..

24 Feb

Chicken Humor

Pastor Tim

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Hard Working Roosters

Here's two Roosters who are super dedicated to their jobs! ... read more..

24 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1988

"A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things." - Ralph Lauren read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1551

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..

24 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..

24 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..

21 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1714

4 min read

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021

21 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

43

6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent a... read more..

21 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1073

2 min read

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..

20 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..

20 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..

20 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2604

2 min read

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..

20 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..

20 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..

18 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4166

2 min read

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021

18 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

46

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, ou... read more..

18 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7123

2 min read

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

17 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1986

"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off." - Unknown read more..

16 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1549

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!... read more..

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..

14 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1576

4 min read

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4622 - February 14, 2021

14 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

40

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4622 - February 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on ... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3781

2 min read

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..