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The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywh... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flooring being installed by our son, but it was a good day too ... read more..

"Let us never forget the solemn truth that the nation is not constituted of the living alone." - Sir Robert Borden read more..

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Valley Heights High School in Port Rowan, Ontario, did something not to be forgotten. n the first day of school,... read more..

*Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons* ~ Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. ~ See if a yawn really is contagious. ~ Devise ways of climbing into the balcony witho read more..

I'm a multitasker - I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!... read more..

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?" The old man grabs the old woman's ha... read more..

Two people got into an argument. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes f... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree with a single piece of fruit on it. Here is a riddle for you:... read more..

The basic premise of religion "that if you live a good life, things will go well for you" is wrong. Jesus was the most morally upright person who ever lived, yet He had a life filled with the experien... read more..

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.... read more..

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For... read more..

After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk. That'll teach him to mess with the Mural... read more..

My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor, age 13, were always teasing each other. One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things his sister was saying to him. I reminded him that he ha... read more..

How to be politically correct when you comment about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MU... read more..

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue a... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a rare one at that because today is my birthday. My birthday has not fallen on a Chicken Thursday since 2010 and will not again until 2027!  How old am I? Let's j... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. The fire on the cargo ship off the coast of Cybersalt World Headquarters is out. All that is left is for the salvage company to collect all the fridges and other cargo that... read more..

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Khalil Gibran... read more..

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close enough."... read more..

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman, who was not from Texas, said, "When my f... read more..

I walked into a coffee shop to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The w... read more..

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nu... read more..

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, b... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new items are scattered and somewhat unrelated - much like my thoughts lately! If you have tried to visit any of the pages on the Cybersalt.org site during the pas... read more..

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."... read more..

Do you think a gallon of gas is expensive? Just put things a bit in perspective. Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 = $1... read more..

In the doctors office two patients are talking. "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake." "A sponge!" exclaims the other. "And do you feel much pain... read more..

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.... read more..