Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
154

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a special treat last night - and we didn't even have to leave the sidewalk in front of Cybersalt World Headquarters! For many years a ligh... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
171

One-Liner #1789

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict; so I'm going home for the hollandaise.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4973

California

California does have its faults.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2130

A Birthday Celebration Invitation

You are cordially invited to A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!! Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ Date: Every day. Traditionally, December 25 but He's always around, so the date is flexible. Time: Whenever you'... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
221

Quote #2221

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3365

Ancestry

The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party. "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
610

How Much Is Laughter Really Worth?

Of all the things I prioritize in my life, laughter is at the top of the list. I appreciate laughter more than any other thing. Some people get paid for their jokes, while others pay mightily. I am i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
159

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With less than one month to go until Christmas day Grandma Cybersalt and I have yet to unpack any of our decorations. But I think today is the day when we will get much of... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
203

Quote #2224

"The enemy knows your name, but calls you by your sin. God knows your sin, but calls you by your name." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
184

One-Liner #1788

I can't keep calm; I'm Scottish!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5964

Beware of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread.  The main danger, apparently, i... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1934

Be Good

A mother was dropping her son off at a friend's house. She said to him, "Will you be good while Mommy's gone?" The boy replied, "If you give me a dollar!" His mother shook her head and said to him,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1509

Denominations

This past Saturday I took my three children to the zoo. My middle child was busy explaining about all the animals to her younger sister. Being the know-it-all she is at the age of five she was telli... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
184

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2023

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt returned on Saturday evening to find house and husband intact! Today's video share shows the making of a huge piece of pottery that takes 3 men to sc... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6374

Turkey Hunting

Some people REALLY love Christmas.  Me, I love Thanksgiving. Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving.  Man, you should have seen ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2424

Before and After Thankfulness

When I was younger, I remember receiving the inevitable homework assignment to write an essay on "something I am thankful for." Then I'd spend a lot of time sitting in my room trying to figure out jus... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
173

Quote #2223

"Healing also means taking an honest look at the role you play in your own suffering." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
14050

Turkey Puns

The following is especially foul - even for this list! "TALKING TURKEY" What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always! What does ... A jewelry-lovin' turkey: "Bauble bau... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
449

Another Turkey in the Oven

What would Thanksgiving be without a turkey? I read somewhere that over 45 million turkeys are purchased during the Thanksgiving holiday. I’m unsure if that’s correct, but I believe it comes close to ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
186

One-Liner #1787

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion. But doesn't.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3186

What's Your Religion?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there'... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1518

Heaven

My friend's 5 year old granddaughter looked at the stars one night and exclaimed, "God's home! All his lights are on!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
100

Quote #2222

"When God put a calling on your life He already factored in your stupidity." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1863

Grocery Getter

Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
302

One-Liner #1786

When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back but when you do, there's the running and the screaming...... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4921

Amateur Photographer

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a goo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
161

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I am still keeping myself alive at home. I haven't even needed to go to McDonalds yet! Speaking of which, today's video share is a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
152

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today marks the beginning of repeating a science experiment to see if I can keep myself alive for a week while Grandma Cybersalt is away at 2 conferences. Fortunately, Cos... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
531

Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee

Driving home from a luncheon with friends, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage asked me a stunning question. She is a specialist regarding questions I can’t answer. I am trying to evade her questi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
179

Quote #2220

"In all my years of pastoring, I have learned this lesson: A person's spiritual maturity is not truly visible until they DON'T get their way. Then you see the real person." - Erik Reed read more..