Monthly Archive

January 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 90 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Old School
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Old School

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..
Dress Code for Seniors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dress Code for Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3550 - January 21, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3550 - January 21, 2011

Cybersalt News Don't you just hate it when the store is out of Velcro? http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7644 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's Cl read more..
Duct Tape Car Move
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Duct Tape Car Move

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..
Driver's License Examiners
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Driver's License Examiners

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3549 - January 20, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3549 - January 20, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday - and I need this one! I don't know about you but I think everyone enjoys a good cage fight from time to time: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/764 read more..
Cat Bird Cage Fight
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Bird Cage Fight

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..
New Number Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Number Request

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason?  A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3548 - January 19, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3548 - January 19, 2011

Cybersalt News Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones! http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/7640 Enjoy the rest o read more..
Baby Red Pandas
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Baby Red Pandas

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones!   ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3547 - January 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3547 - January 18, 2011

Cybersalt News You say, "Tomato" - I say, "Tomato." You say, "Sunroof" I say, "Snowroof." Tomato, tomato, sunroof, snowroof! Let's just go to: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7638-s read more..
Sunroof - Snowroof
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sunroof - Snowroof

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..
Maritime Museum
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..
Barbecue Forks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Barbecue Forks

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..
Openly Following
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Openly Following

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..
Stolen Truck
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..
Board Meetings
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Board Meetings

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..
Okay, Enough With the Cold Already
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Okay, Enough With the Cold Already

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3544 - January 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3544 - January 15, 2011

Cybersalt News For Louis, every day is a bad hair day at work: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7632-construction-hair Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "The read more..
Construction Hair
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..
The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3543 - January 14, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3543 - January 14, 2011

Cybersalt News It's a windy night here at Cybersalt Headquarters - but not windy enough to do what the people are doing in today's newest FunBlog entry. Check out "Wind-tunnel Fun" at: http://www.cyb read more..
Cake Order
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..
Wind Tunnel Fun
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Wind Tunnel Fun

I don't think I ever want to skydive, but this looks like a fun alternative. I'd love to have my own wind tunnel in the backyard, but it looks expensive and that's probably a good thing. I would nev... read more..
Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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5 min read

Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3542 - January 13, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3542 - January 13, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some of you may not have received yesterday's Digest due to a power outage and some ensuing server issues. I've put a copy of it online for you at: http://ww read more..
Tile Cutter
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tile Cutter

When renting a tile cutter isn't in the budget. ... read more..
Mess Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mess Sign

A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war." Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"... read more..
Issue #3541
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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10 min read

Issue #3541

Issue #3541 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's snowing at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Maybe in the morning I'll try to warm up with a "Bacon Scarf". https://w read more..
Bacon Scarf
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bacon Scarf

Bacon makes me feel warm too.  ... read more..
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