Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 180 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
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Time To Change Bakeries

It's a sign you should change bakeries. ... read more..

Clean Puns
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Class Drop

I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1423

"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0975

The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.... read more..

Illustrations
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God's Power

A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened. As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay Go... read more..

Clean Jokes
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20 Like You

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "Y... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Tatoo Regert

Oh, I think you have at least one. ... read more..

Illustrations
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Motivation

The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk. "Forty dollars." The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'l... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Johnny's F

Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?" "Because of an absence," J... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1422

"For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch." read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0974

If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.... read more..

Clean Puns
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Flower Order

By the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left. The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4014 - January 22, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:h... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4015 - January 22, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:h... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 22, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/coop-car Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Coop Car

It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop! or The party is overwhen the coop car arrives. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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Jonah Comeback

A little girl was talking to her teacher about Jonah being swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a fish to swallow a human because even though they were large th... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1421

"The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it." - @freesermons read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

Clean Puns
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Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

Illustrations
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Inheritances

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4013 - January 21, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy th... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

Illustrations
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Courtesy

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a... read more..

Clean Puns
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Rhythm Reunion

After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1420

"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die." - Jim Elliot read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0972

I wish my wallet came with free refills.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4012 - January 20, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 20, 2015

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare After watching that video, enjoy... read more..

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