Monthly Archive

January 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1700
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1700

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..
Golf in Heaven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golf in Heaven

A man who was an avid golfer finally got a once in a lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he got to the Pope and said, "Holiness, I have a question that onl... read more..
Handy Engineering Conversions
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Handy Engineering Conversions

When it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake! - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: ... read more..
An Honest Day's Work
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2808
2 min read

An Honest Day's Work

Today's Illustration "An Honest Day's Work" was one I read on www.sermoncentral.com The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night ... read more..
Shoe Fit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4570
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Shoe Fit

A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look... read more..
One-liner #1258
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1258

When I was young, if any of us kids got sick, my mother would bring out the chicken soup. Of course, that didn't' work for broken bones; for broken bones, she gave us boiled beef. - George Burns... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 14, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 14, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder enjoys leftovers of the food type and the blessing type. You can read more about that in "I’m In Leftover Heaven" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-... read more..
I’m In Leftover Heaven
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2392
4 min read

I’m In Leftover Heaven

I do confess that I enjoy the holiday seasons just like everybody else. One of the main ingredients I enjoy more than anything else is the holiday cuisine. At our house, I must duly confess, it is the... read more..
Quote #1699
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1699

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - unknown read more..
One-liner #1256
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1256

I'm sick of following my dreams; I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Training Hopes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Training Hopes

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full-size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide... read more..
'Twas the Month after Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6651
2 min read

'Twas the Month after Christmas

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4325 - January 11, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4325 - January 11, 2018

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Cybersalt News - January 11, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 11, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that Cybersalt has opened up an online store. One goal is to provide links to products I will be doing "unboxing" videos about and also to offer a pl... read more..
Quote #1698
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1698

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..
Shrimp Revenge
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4457
2 min read

Shrimp Revenge

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out a... read more..
Self-Righteous Son
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2104
<1min

Self-Righteous Son

Thanks to List member Dannette from Ohio for this true story about her son. When my son was 4, I was in a Women's Bible Study group. They had classes for children as well, while we studied in our gro... read more..
Learning From Snowmen
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4071
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Learning From Snowmen

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is read more..
One-liner #1255
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1255

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.... read more..
One-liner #1254
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1254

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is facing the New Year like it's a rodeo - he also seems to face marriage like it is a rodeo too it seems. You can read more about that in "Back in t... read more..
Back in the Saddle Again…and Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2168
4 min read

Back in the Saddle Again…and Again

This is not my first rodeo when it comes to New Years. I have ridden this Bronco so many times I cannot remember how many. Well, I can remember, but I am not going to let that slip. Something to do wi... read more..
Quote #1697
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1697

  The world: Your biggest problem is without. The solution is within. The Bible: Your biggest problem is within. The solution is without. - Matt Smethurst read more..
Storage Act
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2055
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Storage Act

I heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.... read more..
Flight Time
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Flight Time

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4323 - January 4, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4323 - January 4, 2018

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Cybersalt News - January 4, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1454
2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2018

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2018 - Happy New Year! Sunday's Cybersalt Digest included an item that featured 40 ways to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in different languages. Well, ... read more..
Quote #1696
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1696

"A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..
Free the Fat
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1989
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Free the Fat

As a matter of fact, I do use butter ... Are you trying to marginalize me? - Pam... read more..
105 and Missing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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105 and Missing

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Pastor went to see him. He found him ... read more..
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