Monthly Archive

January 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Crusty Cut-backs
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Crusty Cut-backs

“Low carb diets really go against the grain.”... read more..
Nervousness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Nervousness

Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member h... read more..
One-Liner #1541
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1541

Marriage is like strong horseradish; you can praise it and still have tears in your eyes.... read more..
Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2203
4 min read

Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me

I have learned in my life, and probably just one thing: things have a way of catching up with me. I can't get away with anything. It's not that I don't try. There were a few times when I've come pret... read more..
Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1991
4 min read

Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End

We had a long, hard week with problems and difficulties that took time to solve, if they even were solved. It is quite interesting to me that when I solve one problem, two other problems appear. I thi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4614 - January 17, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4614 - January 17, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I visited my friend's farm, yesterday, to fix one of his computers. After all the bits were once again "biting" a... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 17, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1102
2 min read

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I visited my friend's farm, yesterday, to fix one of his computers. After all the bits were once again "biting" and the bytes were once again "byting," we spent some time o... read more..
Quote #1977
Quotes
Susan Davis
1593
<1min

Quote #1977

  "Not ... GOD IS loving, holy, just, sovereign, wrathful, merciful, etc. as attributes, but GOD IS LOVE, wholly holy in essence, expressed through his ruling, justice, wrath, grace, mercy, etc. read more..
One-Liner #1540
One-liners
Susan Davis
1447
<1min

One-Liner #1540

The perfect gift for a wife who has everything - a husband who can pay for it!... read more..
Minute Particles
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Minute Particles

“When the clock factory caught fire, second hand smoke was everywhere.”... read more..
Parents are People Too, Generation Gap
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Parents are People Too, Generation Gap

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We ... read more..
Homework Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Homework Help

"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny, read more..
Cold Winter?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4205
2 min read

Cold Winter?

It was autumn, and the Cree members in their remote territory asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he had been raised away from his culture and traditions, he had n... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4613 - January 14, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4613 - January 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know that's a goat, lol. Remember last week when I shared a dash cam photo from Cybersaltine Raduoos... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 14, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 14, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know that's a goat, lol. Remember last week when I shared a dash cam photo from Cybersaltine Raduoos? After emailing him to make sure he had seen it in ... read more..
Quote #1976
Quotes
Susan Davis
1447
<1min

Quote #1976

"Although the threads of my life have often seemed knotted, I know, by faith, that on the other side of the embroidery there is a crown." - Corrie ten Boom read more..
One-Liner #1539
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1539

There's one thing about being bald - it's neat!... read more..
Crossing Lesson
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Crossing Lesson

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the ... read more..
Sticking Your Neck Out at Work
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sticking Your Neck Out at Work

Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula? He went down for the Count.... read more..
Animal Instincts
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Animal Instincts

In the middle of one of Henry Ward Beecher's most potent political speeches, a member of the crowd gave a perfect imitation of a cock crowing. While the audience roared with laughter, the speaker gave... read more..
Well, Here We Go Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2062
4 min read

Well, Here We Go Again

I have lived long enough to know that the only change that has any kind of reality is the change in my pocket. I keep track of that change with great supervision and count it every day. When people t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4612 - January 10, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4612 - January 10, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share news... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 10, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 10, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share newsletter items on Facebook. Most of us were told as children ... read more..
Quote #1975
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1975

"At the end of the day, it is what it is." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1538
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1538

My husband and I have a magical relationship - whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears!... read more..
Award Shows
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Award Shows

Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like they have an award show for everything. They even have awards for commercials! The Clio Awards, a whole show full of commercials. I ... read more..
Romance is Dead
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2893
<1min

Romance is Dead

He claimed he loved her, but would not give up his life for her. That is, he declared, his undying love for her.... read more..
Life's Tug of War
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3027
2 min read

Life's Tug of War

Life can seem ungrateful ~ and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings ~ and play with your mind. Life can be blissful ~ and happy and free. Life can put beauty ~ in the things that you... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4611 - January 7, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4611 - January 7, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels dur... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2021

1Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels during a business trip. That prompted Cybersaltine Rad read more..
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