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If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

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Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.  Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.  She opened it, looked in the mirror and sa... read more..

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, N... read more..

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, "See the doggy?" Suddenly ... read more..

1.  Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?     But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. 2.  Have you ever noticed?&nbs read more..

"The gospel spreads as a seed, not a potted plant." - Unknown read more..

My only reason for mentioning it is that it is irrelevant.... read more..

I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek. An hour later, feeling the heavy load of... read more..

Time is a strange thing, if you ask me. Even though I wear a wristwatch every day, most of the time I do not know what time it really is. And for that matter, how important is time? It came to me in ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is a pretty funny guy, so who better to say that, "In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh." You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." - Oscar Wilde read more..

"The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground." read more..

After moving into our new office space, I was given the job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report about the building. I discovered that the building had been built with no fire exit! ... read more..

Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings. Thanks,Laocoon TO: Trojan Army Listserv RE: WARNING!! BEWARE GREEKS BE... read more..

I want to hear the voice of the great silent majority. - Richard Nixon... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are projects galore happening at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week so today the only news is this picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

"Safe migration cannot be limited to the global elite." -António Guterres, UN Secretary-General read more..

A pirate captain was out to retrieve his buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, his ship caught sight of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate disem... read more..

Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandma is babysitting them for the day. Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in th... read more..

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One ... read more..

If there's anything I can't stand, it's intolerance.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is a pretty funny guy, so who better to say that, "In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh." You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweizer read more..

In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family unit as we know it is in danger. Children are not growing up in homes anymor... read more..

During the performance of a high school drama class at the local theatre, the stage floor was damaged resulting in a distinct hole. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until Billy, jugg... read more..

At first, I saw God as my observer, my judge, keeping track of the things I did wrong, so as to know whether I merited heaven or hell when I die. He was out there, sort of like a president. I rec... read more..

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store." An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The cl read more..

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to H. Penner for today's chicken picture! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

A man who was an avid golfer finally got a once in a lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he got to the Pope and said, "Holiness, I have a question that onl... read more..