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Monthly Archive

January 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 50 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
273

Who Shot It?

A preacher, a salesman and a farmer went deer hunting. All 3 were in their stands when they all saw the same deer and shot. They climbed down and looked for it. When they found it all 3 sai read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
146

Cybersalt News - January 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! That's right, she has completed another trip around the sun and we are both very grateful for that! Both of our ages are starting ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
340

Mr. Cold, Please Go Away

The older I get, the more allergic I am to cold. So whenever the temperature dips below my age number, that is too cold for me. I know some people relish the cold; that person is not me. There are s... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
132

Quote #2067

"The Christian Gospel is that I am so flawed that Jesus had to die for me, yet I am so loved and valued that Jesus was glad to die for me. This leads to deep humility and deep confidence at the same t read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1234

Illustrations

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
232

Ministry High

I personally think more Awana should be legalized.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
263

One-Liner #1630

It's weird being the same age as old people.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3651

Dog License

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitt... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5091

Ancient Telephone Networks

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone networ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
163

Cybersalt News - January 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The last 7 days have been very interesting around Cybersalt World Headquarters! A week ago Wednesday, our youngest daughter, her husband and their two little children came ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
132

Quote #2066

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1716

Write This Way

The entrepreneur was attempting to sell business supplies in Scotland. He had no difficulty with finding out what kinds of pencils they bought, paper, envelopes, etc., but with pens he couldn't decide... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1543

Keep your Childish Point of View!

When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard. My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff, you can wish on. When I look at a homeless pers... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6019

Cursing Parrot

Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word; those that weren't cursing were very rude. Jimm... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
145

One-Liner #1629

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
349

What Did She Just Say?

To be honest, I don't always hear what I'm supposed to hear. I do have ears, but sometimes they are not working in such a way as to benefit me. Often, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will talk... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
143

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because I was not feeling very well when it came time to put the final touches on the issue and send it out. I have been having ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
121

Quote #2065

"To stay away from Christianity because part of the Bible's teaching is offensive to you assumes that if there is a God he wouldn't have any views that upset you. Does that belief make sense?" - Timo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2420

Theories of Cat Behavior

LAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. LAW OF CAT MOTIONA cat will move in... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1886

Mathroom

"Hypotenuse: Washroom upstairs is occupied." - Paul Dickson read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1615

God, Our Father

A young boy burst into the great throne chambers of a medieval king. The boy was skipping and singing as children do. He was completely oblivious to the regal sobriety of his surroundings. Suddenly, h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
186

One-Liner #1628

Ring your doorbell on your way to bed; this will clear the dogs off of the bed just long enough for you to get comfortable.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
133

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I woke up to a tsunami warning yesterday. That sounds far more dramatic than it actually was because even though Cybersalt World Headquarters is only ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
130

Quote #2064

"O God, when my faith gets overlade with dust, blow it clean with the wind of your Spirit. When my habits of obedience get stiff and rusty, anoint them with the oil of your Spirit. Restore the enthusi read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1644

Time to Eat

"When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1231

Arrest Mistake

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly the light turns yellow just in front of him. He does the right thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could hav... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2867

Road Closed

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway workers barely took notice when a woman drove past their sign and over the hill before she stopped at the trench ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
235

One-Liner #1627

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library next Friday.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
133

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was sorry to hear that Bob Saget, the host of America's Funniest Home Videos, passed away this past week. It bought back a flood of memories from a time when the ava... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6531

Good News and Bad News for a Pastor

Good News and Bad News for a Pastor Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get... read more..

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