Monthly Archive

March 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 85 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Diet Woes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Diet Woes

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode y... read more..
Night-time Discovery
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2818
<1min

Night-time Discovery

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.... read more..
Quote #1619
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1619

"If you will sacrifice for the sake of money, but will not sacrifice for the sake of Jesus, don't deceive yourself: money is your god." - David Guzik read more..
One-liner #1171
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1171

I don't run, and if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.... read more..
Studying
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Studying

There was a kid taking a Statistics Class in college (STT101). He finished his exam in half the time allotted, and the rest of the time he sat and flipped a coin. The teacher asked what he was doing ... read more..
Smart As A Brick
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4207
<1min

Smart As A Brick

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..
Abel and Enoch - Hall of Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Abel and Enoch - Hall of Faith

God commended Abel and Enoch for giving Him what he wanted and for walking with Him. They are examples of faith we can model our lives after. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170305.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4238 - March 5, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4238 - March 5, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is confused about daylight saving time. You can read more about that in "Where in the World Does Time Go?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penma read more..
Cybersalt News - March 5, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is confused about daylight saving time. You can read more about that in "Where in the World Does Time Go?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-time-is-i... read more..
Two-Wheel Woes
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
4163
<1min

Two-Wheel Woes

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped. read more..
Quote #1618
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1618

"If you don't feel pain, you won't feel anything else." - Gillian Rose, in her unfinished Paradiso read more..
One-liner #1170
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1170

I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!... read more..
Some Wacky Definitions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4874
<1min

Some Wacky Definitions

EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. EMERGENCY NUMBERS: police station, fire departmen... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4340 - March 4, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4340 - March 4, 2017

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What Time is it Really?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2570
4 min read

What Time is it Really?

When it comes to certain things, I am quite a bit confused. One thing has to do with time. What I want to know, what time is it? I do not know why time cannot be the same for everybody. After all, ev... read more..
Potluck Chips
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2534
<1min

Potluck Chips

My friend Betty is in charge of hospitality for a church planted by her son-in-law. The church is in a college area and most of the members are recent college graduates. The first year the pastor off... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4237 - March 2, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4237 - March 2, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog Entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows that the good people at Boston Dynamics have probably never seen any of those movies wher read more..
Cybersalt News - March 2, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog Entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows that the good people at Boston Dynamics have probably never seen any of those movies where robots try to ... read more..
Boston Dynamics Robots
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
7261
<1min

Boston Dynamics Robots

This video is evidence that the good folks at Boston Dynamics have apparently never seen any of the movies where technology rises up and tries to exterminate the human race. On the plus side, they are... read more..
Late Night Resolve
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Late Night Resolve

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!... read more..
Quote #1617
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1617

"Don’t eat till your stomach cries out. Don’t sleep till you can’t stay awake. Don’t open your mouth till it’s the truth opens it." Medieval spiritual formation - Frederick Buechner read more..
One-liner #1169
One-liners
Susan Davis
2003
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One-liner #1169

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven't met yet.... read more..
Bearly in the Kingdom
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4662
2 min read

Bearly in the Kingdom

Once this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through t... read more..
Worry
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2658
<1min

Worry

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. "What's wrong?" a woman asked. "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said. "What? But Houlihan's the... read more..
Don't Have Any
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4692
<1min

Don't Have Any

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, ... read more..
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