Monthly Archive

April 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 75 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Resurrection Allegiance
Easter
Pastor Tim
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Resurrection Allegiance

The truth of the resurrection of Jesus captures the allegiance of of His followers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170416.mp3{/audio} read more..
Blah Blah Blah
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4250 - April 16, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4250 - April 16, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4250                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site: You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:www.westsidefamily.... read more..
A Love Supreme
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A Love Supreme

Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.... read more..
Grace
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3145
3 min read

Grace

This actually happened in a youth ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues cl... read more..
Quote #1629
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1629

"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." - Milan Kumar read more..
One-liner #1182
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1182

Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.... read more..
Good Friday Gulf
Easter
Pastor Tim
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Good Friday Gulf

Jesus said He would die and rise again - and did! Our celebration of and rejoicing in that calls us to cross the gulf we have created between us and the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..
Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations af... read more..
Battle Hymn of Term Finals
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4153
2 min read

Battle Hymn of Term Finals

Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known. Chorus... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4249 - April 13, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4249 - April 13, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4249                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was ... read more..
Real Classified Ads
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Real Classified Ads

- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.  Leave mess. - Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family. - Dinner Special read more..
Quote #1628
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1628

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener @ abr_apologetics read more..
In-flight Service
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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In-flight Service

United Airlines recruits train to serve in-flight snacks. ... read more..
Bible Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bible Pun 2

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Command... read more..
One-liner #1181
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1181

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.... read more..
Missing Jesus
Easter
Pastor Tim
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Missing Jesus

We, who follow Jesus, need to watch carefuly in order to not miss what Jesus wants to do in our lives and in our time. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170409.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4248 - April 9, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4248 - April 9, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4248                         Cybersalt News Palm ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017

Palm Sunday greetings everyone. If you missed church today, or re looking for more Palm Sunday messages, you will find 7 Palm Sunday sermons on the page at: www.westsidefamily.org/tag/212-p... read more..
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2278
4 min read

The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind

One thing I have learned throughout my life is sometimes speaking your mind only gets a piece of somebody else’s mind – and not the good piece. The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new... read more..
Clergy Types
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2921
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Clergy Types

Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed.... read more..
Quote #1627
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1627

"Grace often grows strongest where conviction of sin has pierced deepest." - Sinclair Ferguson read more..
One-liner #1180
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1180

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!... read more..
Where God Ain't
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Where God Ain't

He was just a little boy, on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy mil... read more..
Burger Change
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4335
2 min read

Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4247 - April 6, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4247 - April 6, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4247                         Cybersalt News Oh lo... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Any youngest kids out there?  Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn... read more..
Youngest Cake
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5825
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Youngest Cake

You might be the youngest kid if . . . . ... read more..
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