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If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash?  We all... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..

  "Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..

A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the... read more..

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What is prayer?" One of her pupils answered, "That's a message sent to God at night and on Sundays when the rates are lower."... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elde... read more..