Monthly Archive

May 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sharp Enthusiasm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1932
<1min

Sharp Enthusiasm

Because my daughter always complained that she didn't have any sharp knives, I bought her some. I phoned later and asked how she liked them. "They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've al... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4450 - May 12, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4450 - May 12, 2019

Cybersalt News Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" fro read more..
Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1154
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" from August 4, 1963.... read more..
One-liner #1378
One-liners
Susan Davis
1744
<1min

One-liner #1378

Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.... read more..
Quote #1820
Quotes
Susan Davis
2116
<1min

Quote #1820

  "No one discovers the future.The future is not a discovery.The future is not a destiny.The future is a decision, an intervention.The future is a function of our choices and creations." - Leon read more..
And Then It Was Friday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1987
4 min read

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..
Visiting Grandma
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4584
<1min

Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..
Pancake Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1844
<1min

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..
Expecting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4391
<1min

Expecting

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4449 - May 9, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4449 - May 9, 2019

  Issue #4449                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1052
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1819
Quotes
Susan Davis
3017
<1min

Quote #1819

"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed." - Toby Mac #Speak Life read more..
One-liner #1377
One-liners
Susan Davis
1996
<1min

One-liner #1377

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.... read more..
Classic Groucho
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4279
<1min

Classic Groucho

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you... read more..
Dr. Larry N. Jitis
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1697
<1min

Dr. Larry N. Jitis

My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.... read more..
What a Hoot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4634
<1min

What a Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a lo... read more..
Remember the Good Old Days
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1841
<1min

Remember the Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. "Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4448 - May 5, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4448 - May 5, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregat read more..
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1178
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregations. Participat... read more..
Quote #1818
Quotes
Susan Davis
1986
<1min

Quote #1818

"God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him." - Hudson Taylor read more..
One-liner #1376
One-liners
Susan Davis
1861
<1min

One-liner #1376

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.... read more..
A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2199
4 min read

A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy

My grandfather had a favorite saying that went something like this, “A frown is just a smile upside down.” Nobody could smile quite like my grandfather. He never waited for any reason to smi... read more..
Control Seminar
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4352
<1min

Control Seminar

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts be... read more..
Imagination to a Tee
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828
2 min read

Imagination to a Tee

A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied, "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I lo... read more..
Humor Restriction
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1860
<1min

Humor Restriction

WARNING!!!! Incorrigible punster! DO NOT INCORRIGE... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4447 - May 2, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4447 - May 2, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Because of last Sunday's catch-up email, there is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read how Rev. James Snyder's laziness came to... read more..
Lazy Does Have Its Advantages
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1916
4 min read

Lazy Does Have Its Advantages

As a young boy, my father tried drilling into my brain that laziness was not acceptable in his house. If I wanted to be lazy, I had to go outside. He provided a wonderful role model for me because if ... read more..
Stupid and Beautiful
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3971
<1min

Stupid and Beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.  " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be a... read more..
Candy Crank
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1992
<1min

Candy Crank

Pezzimists see the dispenser as half empty.... read more..
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