Monthly Archive

May 2016

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One-liner #1056
One-liners
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One-liner #1056

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.... read more..
That Explains It!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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That Explains It!

I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4110 - May 17, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4110 - May 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Sometimes it's hard to relax when you finally get away from work. Hopefully you have an easier time than Joanne is in today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You'll read more..
Cybersalt News - May 17, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - May 17, 2016

Sometimes it's hard to relax when you finally get away from work. Hopefully you have an easier time than Joanne is in today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You'll find "Still at th... read more..
Misplaced Love
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Misplaced Love

I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father."... read more..
Still at the Office
Funny Horse Pictures
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Still at the Office

Joanne kept forgetting she wasn'tback at the office. ... read more..
Quote #1503
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1503

"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." - C.S. Lewis   read more..
Math Coffee
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Math Coffee

When a mathematician tells you he makes a mean cup of coffee, he means average.... read more..
One-liner #1055
One-liners
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One-liner #1055

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.... read more..
Hearing Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hearing Test

A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the ki... read more..
Savor of Christ
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Savor of Christ

Charles Spurgeon once told of a young preacher asking for feedback from a sermon, and who asked what an older pastor found wrong with his sermon. This was the old preacher's response: "There was no ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4109 - May 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4109 - May 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny read more..
Cybersalt News - May 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 16, 2016

Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny Picture on the Cy... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4108 - May 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4108 - May 15, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith.  Walter writes: "This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting p read more..
Cybersalt News - May 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 15, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith.  Walter writes: "This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting postcards, I hav... read more..
Forgiveness and Temptation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Forgiveness and Temptation

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have ci... read more..
One-liner #1054
One-liners
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One-liner #1054

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?... read more..
Time Machine Cool
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Time Machine Cool

Gerald was one time machineaway from being cool. ... read more..
Divy It Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Divy It Up

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to... read more..
Quote #1502
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1502

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." – Josh Billings read more..
Adhesive Question
Clean Puns
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Adhesive Question

Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron?... read more..
Biblical Spokespersons
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Biblical Spokespersons

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4107 - May 14, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4107 - May 14, 2016

Cybersalt News The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site shows a couple of guys who obviously have missed a few human resources seminars. You'll find "No Girls Allowed" at:www.cybersalt.org/fun read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site shows a couple of guys who obviously have missed a few human resources seminars. You'll find "No Girls Allowed" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/no-girls... read more..
Cat Commandments
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. read more..
No Girls Allowed
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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No Girls Allowed

"Hey Barry and Frank,It's human resources on line 1." read more..
One-liner #1053
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1053

Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.... read more..
Bus Stop
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Bus Stop

Once there was couple traveling on a bus in a mountainous area. Close to their destination they decided to get off a bit early and enjoy a short walk the rest of the way. After the couple got off the... read more..
Quote #1501
Quotes
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Quote #1501

Jesus did not say “Come to my seminar.” Or “Come to my conference.” Jesus said “Come to my table;” “Come and dine;” “Come and see” and "Come to me." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Math Decorator
Clean Puns
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Math Decorator

Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!... read more..
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