Monthly Archive

Sunday Greetings everyone! One of the things that the pandemic has left hanging over us is the opportunity to return to places of our past that have not changed, but forever will never be the same be... read more..

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church... read more..

My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium, to which one of them replied, "That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's." ... read more..

One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin's book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price of the book he wished to purchase. The young clerk ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  There were no mailings last Sunday and Thursday because grandma Cybersalt were away at our association's Western Conference to report on and promote refugee sponsorsh... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for on... read more..

"Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

Telling someone to calm down is about like baptizing a cat.... read more..

"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else." - Ann Landers read more..

Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.... read more..

Why did the vampire flunk art class? Because he could only draw blood!... read more..

One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs. I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up, he wasn't... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who are able to celebrate this day! Of course, for many this is a difficult day and if that is true of you may God's grace and comfort fin... read more..

In getting older, I have discovered, I pay a little more attention to my dietary habits. Or, maybe I should say, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage pays more attention to my dietary habits. As we... read more..

"Motherhood brings you to your knees in a way that doesn't leave room for you to judge others. It makes you see that there's no ideal - a constant struggle, constantly compromising, but ultimate love. read more..

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked - so NEVER sing in the shower!... read more..

"A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career." read more..

I gave you life, But I cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, But I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, But I cannot make you believe. I can teach you right from wron... read more..

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome back to May! I have a fun item on my agenda today! After church I am driving up island to take in a model railroad show with my son. We have talked about maybe b... read more..