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Monthly Archive

June 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
474

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing rig... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
295

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is going out late because of  . . . . sleep. I chose sleep instead of finishing it up. You know, like most people I often feel pretty smart because the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #1925

"Our calling ... isn't to follow our hearts. Our calling is to have our hearts informed by, directed by, the clear and plain teaching of the Word of God." - R. C. Sproul Jr. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
555

One-Liner #1487

In the rush to return to normal, use this time to consider which parts of normal are worth rushing back to.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3266

Medical Alert

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2134

Balogna Fly

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1301

Missions

During the days of the British Raj, a missionary went among the Indians and tried to tell them about Christianity. He explained how Heaven would belong to the faithful. One Indian said, "Your Heaven ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
247

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to give a shout out to subscriber John P. today. I had a chance to connect with John over the phone a few days ago and it was really nice getting to know him a bit. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
423

Quote #1924

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
424

One-Liner #1486

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4009

Another Reason Not To Drink

A guy entered a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York and sat down at the bar next to another guy. "This is a nice place, I've never been here before," the first guy said. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2807

Finally Heard

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for coffee. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone sp... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1955

Getting at the Root

“If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1332

Differing Perspectives

Before our daughter went off to college, our family took a vacation in Colorado, flying to Denver and renting a car. We visited the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
771

Father's Day

Over the years we have put so much material on the Cybersalt site that relates to fathers and Father's Day, we thought we'd put links to the different types of content here. Enjoy! Father's Day Jokes... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
701

Will There Be Television in Heaven?

If anybody can ask hard questions, the award has to go to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She knows how to ask a question and, more importantly, when to ask a particular question. Throughout ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
282

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Also, Happy Father's Day to all of you for whom it is a celebration. You can find a bunch of Father related material on the Cybersalt Site at:www.cybersalt.org/fathers-day&... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
369

Quote #1923

"Love is like a beard. If you let it grow, soon it'll be the first thing people notice about you." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
454

One-Liner #1485

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke; nothing gets you out of bed faster!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1935

The Fatherhood Cycle

4 years: "My Daddy can do anything." 7 years: "My Dad knows a lot, a whole lot." 12 years: "Oh, well - naturally - Father doesn't know that either." 14 years: "Father? Hopelessly old-fashioned." 2... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6853

Four Waiting Fathers

Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're the father of twins." "What a c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1917

H2Go

The cheapest and best place to buy water is at a liquidation sale.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
282

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I know I have been sharing videos on Sundays, but today I thought I share the surprise birthday video my sister and I made for my mom's 80th birthday last Saturday. I thin... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3016

Lottery News

Two years ago a man and woman had just won the lottery. He was at work when the lottery office phoned their home to inform them of the win. His wife was very worried because the man had just recovere... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
388

Quote #1922

"If we do not steadily minister in everyday opportunities, we will do nothing when the crisis comes." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
706

One-Liner #1484

So in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2720

A Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10 a.m. start, a 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2180

Midnight Hopes

Sir Lancelot dreamed about overthrowing King Arthur. It was a mid-slumber knights scheme.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1438

Fatherly Approval

A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. When the time came, I was pleased that my friend's predictio... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
493

My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny

I must admit that I do gravel a lot in thinking about my thoughts. It has been a habit of mine down through the years. Thinking is what really makes life worth living, or so I believe. My father had ... read more..

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