Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 234 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

08 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2011

Now that the Cybersalt Digest is running on its new software, each mailing that goes out will now be available in an online archive. This has been a long requested asset for people who missed or... read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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Planet of the Apes

"Planet of the Apes: I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth." read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1141

"Any hurt is worth it that puts us on the path of peace, setting us free for the pursuit, in Christ, of eternal life." - Eugene Peterson read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for hap... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has once again been updated with recordings of the messages and services from the last couple of weekends. You will find them at:ww... read more..

06 Aug

God's Penman

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4 min read

The Secret to a Great Marriage

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. This week as I pondered our life together it occurred to me, I might be taking some things for... read more..

06 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Spare Change to X Justin Bieber

Someone this funny should be able to find a real job. ... read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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Money Isn't Everything

"Money isn't everything - just look at Henry Ford with all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!" read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0688

"The easiest way for me to tell if people are really listening to me is if they roll their eyes." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cheap Suit

The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained. "That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Clean Pun #0223

A man walks into Doctor’s and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... read more..

06 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Secret Nuclear Bunker

I think the secret is out. read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Coffee Hertz

At last! A computer peripheral with the worker in mind. read more..

06 Aug

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Elephant Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?" read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light. You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..

05 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bring Your Child Horses

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1139

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

05 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Hamster Burn

Feel The Burn read more..

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