Monthly Archive

October 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 78 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Communication in Marriage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Communication in Marriage

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no... read more..
Can Cure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Can Cure

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do a... read more..
Minister Drive By
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4140
<1min

Minister Drive By

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..
Elevation Humor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Elevation Humor

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.... read more..
One-liner #1134
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1134

As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be ... turns out this is called identity theft.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4199 - October 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4199 - October 16, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Whe read more..
Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Where have all the ... read more..
Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship

Strangely enough, this is all true. I had heart bypass surgery. For recovery, they have you do an exercise program. So I go to the doctor and he asks if I have been exercising. I reply, "Yes. Religi... read more..
Fiery Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4066
<1min

Fiery Love

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to fin... read more..
Where Have All the Clowns Gone?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2960
4 min read

Where Have All the Clowns Gone?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were getting ourselves situated in the living room with some after supper coffee while watching the little bit of TV. These days, a little bit of TV is abo... read more..
Quote #1581
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1581

“To create a band of brothers/sisters, Marine Corps boot camp bans the words “I” “me” and “mine” for 13 weeks. What if church did same for 13 worships?”   - Leonard Sweet read more..
Matt Origins
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Matt Origins

Jasons aren't made: they are Bourne.... read more..
One-liner #1133
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1133

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4198 - October 13, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4198 - October 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" a read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" and you aren't wr... read more..
Quote #1580
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1580

"Undeniable guilt, plus undeserved grace, should equal unbridled gratitude." - Nancy Leigh DeMoss read more..
Gorilla Removal
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Gorilla Removal

Did I tell you the story about the day I arrived home from work and discovered a gorilla sitting on my roof? Not knowing what to do, I opened the Yellow Pages and looked up "Gorilla Removal." I called... read more..
Cars Fly
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cars Fly

Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly! ... read more..
One-liner #1132
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1132

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.... read more..
Water Dorm
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Water Dorm

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room ha... read more..
Warning Signs
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Warning Signs

One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassab... read more..
Ummm
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ummm

You’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.... read more..
Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer
Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
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Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer

Living a Christian life while at the same time using our brokenness and pain as an excuse to not be closer to our Heavenly Father is another form of hypocrisy and religious performance Jesus wants u read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4197 - October 9, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4197 - October 9, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about tim read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read ... read more..
Get me to the airport on time
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2876
4 min read

Get me to the airport on time

I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time, but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for... read more..
City Envy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

City Envy

Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.... read more..
Police Dog Freeze
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Police Dog Freeze

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building aja... read more..
One-liner #1131
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1131

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.... read more..
Quote #1579
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1579

Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him. - C.S. Lewis read more..
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