Monthly Archive

November 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 258 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Smiling At Work Is Easy

Are you stuck in a miserable job but your boss expects (perhaps demands) that you always smile at work? Here's a cheap, easy, and simple solution guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Step One: Co... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t sa... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3796 - November 26, 2011

Issue #3796 Cybersalt News Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds."  However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.ww read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 26, 2011

Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds."  However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/first-time-playing-angry-b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefam... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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First Time Playing Angry Birds

I really enjoy playing Angry Birds. However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid does. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1224

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Screen Door

"Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0771

"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reac read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3795 - November 25, 2011

Issue #3795 Cybersalt News You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The pro read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011

You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The proof is at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/turkey-m... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0770

"Human Relations: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Paul McCartney Song

"I remember that Paul McCartney song like it was yesterday." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1223

"Be Yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3794 - November 24, 2011

Issue #3794 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of Cybersalt Thanksgiving pages. www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey Cooking Instructions: Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big on... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1222

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling." - Margaret B. Runbeck read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0769

Camouflauge Training: No one turned up... Oh wait a minute...... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3793 - November 23, 2011

Issue #3793 Cybersalt News The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th. & read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011

The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th.  Gladys' funeral was on Saturday so there wer... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cloning Cher

"If they cloned Cher she would be Cher and Cher-alike." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1221

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Couple In 10 Years

The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, "That's us in ten years." She replied, "That's a mirror."... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again

Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well. Thanksgiving is the beginning of a feasting... read more..