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Monthly Archive

November 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 49 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1482

Good Vocabulary

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male vo... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
155

Quote #2052

"We are not responsible for the circumstances we are in, but we are responsible for the way we allow those circumstances to affect us; we can either allow them to get on top of us or we can allow them read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1914

Thanks-give-me a Break

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
338

One-Liner #1615

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2187

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to: A. List your ten favorite foods. B. List your five favorite beverages. C. List all green... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
167

Cybersalt News - November 28 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's mailing is going out a little late thanks to fun family times over the weekend and a bad case of heartburn last evening (due to food - not family, lol.) But with t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
175

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2021

Oh look, Turkey Thursday!  Yes, in honor of US Thanksgiving, we're giving the chickens a rest today. However, with this week's picture we are giving the turkeys a bit of a rest too. That is th read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
150

Quote #2051

"If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily." - Gerald Good read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2099

Thinking

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to thi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6178

The Night of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2392

Settler Tunes

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock, of course.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1534

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends,... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
349

One-Liner #1614

I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb on trash day.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
170

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you to everyone who has asked about the situation here in British Columbia. We are fine at Cybersalt World Headquarters, here on Vancouver Island. The biggest hit to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4367

Methuselah Diet

Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the amount of the calorie countHe ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he satDevouring a roast ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1561

Easier Than Cake

“As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1205

Remember When

If you're even half-way old, you will remember when: * Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS." * Your phone ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
186

One-Liner #1613

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor first thing in the morning, the devil says, "Oh no, here she comes!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
180

Quote #2050

"The ministry of mercy, then, is the best advertising a church can have. It convinces a community that this church provides people with actions for their problems, not only talk. It shows the communit read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2050

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! -- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.  The truth is I'm sick of you. -- It's not that you aren't a respon read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
174

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on Monday. Our transportation network is so damaged that the Wes... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
152

Quote #2049

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
167

One-Liner #1612

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3054

Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1648

Boxed Whine

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1512

Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
173

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Sunday. To remind you: "Whilst getting something in the backy... read more..

FAQs
Pastor Tim
250

Why Was I Unsubscribed?

Have you received an email saying you were unsubscribed from one of our newsletters but you didn't ask to be unsubscribed? Here are some of the possible reasons this has happened. If you forwarded... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
149

Quote #2048

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
180

One-Liner #1611

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.... read more..

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