Monthly Archive

December 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 75 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - especially you PearlyGates subscribers! I have a bumper crop of Christmas items for the PearlyGates list so this month I'm sending it out twice a week as well. Thanks... read more..
Wisemen Top Seven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wisemen Top Seven

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7 Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6 You guys ever eat camel meat?  I hear it tastes like goat. 5... read more..
Bubba Claus
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3801
2 min read

Bubba Claus

Memo From Santa I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, ... read more..
Quote #1966
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1966

  "When we come across suffering in which there is no deliverance and no illumination, the only thing to do is to be reverent with what we do not understand." - Oswald Chambers, Baffled to Figh read more..
One-Liner #1528
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1528

Let us do for a second time what we refused to do at first; this will avoid setting a precedent.... read more..
Maintenance Reminder
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Maintenance Reminder

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled ... read more..
When One Shows Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4177
<1min

When One Shows Up

A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there. He asked the farmer, "What do you think we should do?" The farmer replied with a draw, "Well, if only one cow... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4601 - December 3, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4601 - December 3, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last Sunday I shared a zoomed in picture I took of a snail and when referring to the snail commented, "I spotted ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 3, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1093
2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last Sunday I shared a zoomed in picture I took of a snail and when referring to the snail commented, "I spotted this tiny boy or girl snail (I'm sure someone out there can... read more..
Quote #1965
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1965

"Worship is not a twenty minute period during a church service; it's a lifestyle." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1527
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1527

This presents us with an insurmountable opportunity.... read more..
Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?" 6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?" 5. "Is it true that the Chi... read more..
Help Needed
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Help Needed

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.... read more..
Finding the Tea
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Finding the Tea

My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was. Sh... read more..
Raxo Demo
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Raxo Demo

October 16, 2026 Maybe I Should Rob a Bank Throughout my life, mon read more..
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