Monthly Archive

2016

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Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to ask for God's will to be done in our own lives on earth. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161106.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4205 - November 6, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4205 - November 6, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www.cybersalt.org/g... read more..
Quote #1587
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1587

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - Brad Formsma read more..
One-liner #1139
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1139

I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.... read more..
Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2743
4 min read

Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!

I know I am not correct on many things, just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. If I could be right as many times as I am wrong, I would be a genius. The problem is, I am more wrong than I am... read more..
Good Marriages
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3217
<1min

Good Marriages

~~ A good marriage must be created. ~~ In the art of marriage, the little things are big things.... It's never being too old to hold hands. It's remembering to say "I love you" at least once each d... read more..
Cummerbund O'Clock
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2142
<1min

Cummerbund O'Clock

I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt! It's a complete waist of time!... read more..
Large Party
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4299
<1min

Large Party

On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati. At the end of the day he knew that the policy of the railw... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4204 - November 3, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4204 - November 3, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are a nervous flyer, would you get on a plane using the runway in today's Funny Picture on Cybersalt Site? You'll find "Plane Runaway" at:www.cybersa read more..
Plane Runaway
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plane Runaway

This airport has a runaway. ... read more..
Grandkids
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Grandkids

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. "Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a millio... read more..
Roadside Haunting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2231
<1min

Roadside Haunting

Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun. I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken. I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck, and... read more..
Speedy Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4380
<1min

Speedy Comeback

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I... read more..
One-liner #1138
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1991
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One-liner #1138

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.... read more..
Quote #1586
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1586

"Most of life's great changes are preceded by chaos." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4203 - October 30, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4203 - October 30, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently phoned by some computer scammers and he took it as an opportunity to have some fun.  You can read "How Did the Devil Get read more..
Cybersalt News - October 30, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently phoned by some computer scammers and he took it as an opportunity to have some fun.  You can read "How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone N... read more..
Directions to Our Father's House
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3294
<1min

Directions to Our Father's House

*Directions to Our Father's House* Make a Right onto "Believing Blvd." Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith," whi read more..
Houdini Wannabe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4472
<1min

Houdini Wannabe

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could ... read more..
How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3078
4 min read

How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?

I am not one easily rattled. When I am rattled, look out for anything can happen. For the most part, I try to stay calm, cool and collected. Then there are times when I have had enough and I am not g... read more..
Quote #1585
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1585

"As followers of Christ we do not have the freedom to say anything we want, to blurt out whatever is on our mind." - Tim Cameron read more..
Angles
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4744
<1min

Angles

Are you cold?? Go sit in the corner; it's 90 degrees! ... Isn't that acute joke?... read more..
One-liner #1137
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1137

You can't make everyone happy; you are not pizza.... read more..
Beethoven Buried
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5152
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Beethoven Buried

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.  A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven ... read more..
Sympathy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2605
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Sympathy

Rod and one of his fellow soldiers were assigned to wax the floors of their barracks. They'd heard that if they got the wax really hot, it would just glide across the floor, cutting their labor time i... read more..
Piranha Spell
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5098
<1min

Piranha Spell

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his probl... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1531
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog at:www.cybersalt.... read more..
FloWave Exhibition
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

FloWave Exhibition

 Here's a wave pool you may enjoy swimming in - or not! read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4202 - October 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4202 - October 27, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog a read more..
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