Monthly Archive

2016

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Quote #1461
Quotes
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Quote #1461

Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters... read more..
Read The Label
Clean Jokes
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Read The Label

It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day. I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college. One af... read more..
Printed Magnets
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Printed Magnets

The invention of "printed magnets" is going to revolutionize the use of magnets like LED has revolutionized the use of light. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4060 - March 28, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4060 - March 28, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out how one business reduced product returns by 95% at "Tile Note": www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/tile-note Enjoy read more..
Cybersalt News - March 28, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 28, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out how one business reduced product returns by 95% at "Tile Note": www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/tile-note Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..
Commando Moses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Commando Moses

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out ... read more..
Encouragement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Encouragement

While visiting the Atlanta area, I walked through a lovely park with a wide path where people could jog, run their dogs or ride trail bikes. As I descended a hill, I saw a woman coming toward me, push... read more..
Shopping Vengence
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shopping Vengence

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.  As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television in her purse. "Do you always carry read more..
Tile Note
Funny Signs
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Tile Note

Returns have dropped 95% since this rule was made. ... read more..
Quote #1460
Quotes
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Quote #1460

"The resurrection of Christ is the most joyful event that ever came to pass." - Jonathan Edwards read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4059 - March 27, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4059 - March 27, 2016

In Today's Issue Cybersalt News Easter Sunday greetings: Jesus is Risen! If you are still in the mood for an Easter Sunday message there are 7 of my past ones on the Westside Bible Church website at read more..
Cybersalt News - March 27, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - March 27, 2016

Easter Sunday greetings: Jesus is Risen! If you are still in the mood for an Easter Sunday message there are 7 of my past ones on the Westside Bible Church website at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/319-e... read more..
3rd Grader's Explanation of God
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3rd Grader's Explanation of God

Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade homework assignment to "Explain God." "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones tha... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4058 - March 26, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4058 - March 26, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Miles Logged" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/log-bumper  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! read more..
Cybersalt News - March 26, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Miles Logged" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/log-bumper  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
One-liner #1013
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1013

We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.... read more..
One-liner #1012
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1012

The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.... read more..
Easily Robbed
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Easily Robbed

Take it from me: I'm easily robbed.... read more..
Tense and Moody
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tense and Moody

Verbs: always tense and moody.... read more..
Miles Logged
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Miles Logged

This van has logged a few miles in its time. ... read more..
Pediatricians
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pediatricians

Pediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..
One-liner #1011
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1011

I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get. - George Burns... read more..
Sore Knee
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sore Knee

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just read more..
True Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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True Prayer

A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he would ask the blessing. One day after his usual combination complaint-prayer, his little girl asked, "Dad... read more..
Evangelicalism in America X-Ray
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Evangelicalism in America X-Ray

Here is a great 6 minute x-ray of Evangelicalism in America.  ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4057 - March 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4057 - March 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Do you remember your first taste of bacon? I think this kid will for a long time. Check out "First Bacon" at:www read more..
Cybersalt News - March 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Do you remember your first taste of bacon? I think this kid will for a long time. Check out "First Bacon" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..
Look to Christ
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Look to Christ

What does it mean to look to Christ? William Fenner (1600–1640) explains: "When a man looks to Christ in such a way that he follows him; when a man sees him as his only means of being happy, godly, a... read more..
First Bacon
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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First Bacon

This little boy's first taste of bacon expresses what so many of us already know. ... read more..
The Difference of a Year
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Difference of a Year

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her,... read more..
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