Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 350 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #0977
One-liners
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One-liner #0977

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.... read more..
Quote #1425
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Quote #1425

"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."- Whitney Capps read more..
Generation Gap
Illustrations
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Generation Gap

I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car. I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4019 - January 28, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4019 - January 28, 2015

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Secured Load" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/secured-load Enjoy the rest of to read more..
Homework Policy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Homework Policy

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for assignm... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 27, 2015
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 27, 2015

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Cat Snowman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-snowman Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Cat Snowman
Funny Cat Pictures
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Cat Snowman

That's when Snowball realized her owners were nuts. ... read more..
Yogurt Aisle
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Yogurt Aisle

The yogurt aisle is so confusing now: It's all Greek to me. read more..
Quote #1424
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1424

Don't let success go to your head: Don't let failure go to your heart.... read more..
One-liner #0976
One-liners
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One-liner #0976

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.... read more..
Investing, Long Term Planning
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Investing, Long Term Planning

Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Lipkowitz finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastical... read more..
Burns and Benny
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Burns and Benny

Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their way up through the vaudeville circuit, and they remained friends until Benny died. One day, they were lunching ... read more..
Words and Questions From the Wise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Words and Questions From the Wise

*Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4018 - January 27, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4018 - January 27, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Cat Snowman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-snowma... read more..
The Rat Park
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Rat Park

A message that looks at how all followers of Jesus have a place in the church and how nobody should keep other followers of Jesus from belonging. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150125.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 25, 2015
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 25, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site.  You can listen to "A Plan for Troubled Times" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/a-plan-for-... read more..
Duelling Barbers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Duelling Barbers

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be out... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4017 - January 25, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4017 - January 25, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site.  You can listen to "A Plan for Tr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4016 - January 24, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4016 - January 24, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Time to Change Bakeries" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4h6 I have also... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 24, 2015
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - January 24, 2015

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Time to Change Bakeries" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4hd I have also added new pages to some other sites that I have a role in. ... read more..
Time To Change Bakeries
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Time To Change Bakeries

It's a sign you should change bakeries. ... read more..
Class Drop
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Class Drop

I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.... read more..
Quote #1423
Quotes
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Quote #1423

"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies." - A.W. Tozer read more..
One-liner #0975
One-liners
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One-liner #0975

The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.... read more..
God's Power
Illustrations
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God's Power

A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened. As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay Go... read more..
20 Like You
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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20 Like You

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "Y... read more..
Tatoo Regert
Funny Pictures
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Tatoo Regert

Oh, I think you have at least one. ... read more..
Motivation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Motivation

The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk. "Forty dollars." The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'l... read more..
Johnny's F
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny's F

Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?" "Because of an absence," J... read more..
Quote #1422
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Quote #1422

"For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch." read more..
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