Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2057
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2057

"I am the Gate for the sheep. All those others are up to no good - sheep stealers, every one of them. But the sheep didn't listen to them. I am the Gate. Anyone who goes through me will be cared for - read more..
Christmas Notes
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5600
2 min read

Christmas Notes

Notes between Martha Stewart and Erma Bombeck Hello Erma, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to.  Since it snowed last night, I g... read more..
Rare Chicken
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Rare Chicken

Why is the Tibetan rooster unusual? Himalayan!... read more..
Toothless Grin - Toothless Grin
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3436
3 min read

Toothless Grin - Toothless Grin

A true story by Sharon Palmer. I was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping in a toy store and decided to look at Barbie dolls for my nieces. A nicely-dressed little girl was excitedly looking th... read more..
Mistress of the Parsonage Caught Kissing Santa!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6013
5 min read

Mistress of the Parsonage Caught Kissing Santa!

Christmas is the time of the year for some marvelous traditions, and it seems as though each area has its own. The ghosts of many Christmases past haunt us today. One church I pastored some years ago... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4697 - December 12, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4697 - December 12, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Mandatory mask wearing and a 50% attendance capacity restriction have returned for churches in our province. I r... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 12, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1015
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Mandatory mask wearing and a 50% attendance capacity restriction have returned for churches in our province. I really appreciate what my pastor wrote to our church family a... read more..
One-Liner #1619
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1619

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither.... read more..
Quote #2056
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2056

The 'No Vacancy' signs over all the motels in Bethlehem were for your sake. "For your sake he became poor." (2 Corinthians 8:9) - John Piper... read more..
Night Before Christmas
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3391
2 min read

Night Before Christmas

'T'was the night before Christmasand all through the townNot a sign of Baby Jesuswas anywhere to be found. The people were all busywith Christmas time choresLike decorating, and baking,and shopping i read more..
Coast Guard Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4880
<1min

Coast Guard Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through each state,Coast Guard families were starting to celebrate.Just then from the White House came an urgent call,A crisis had arisen that would affect one read more..
Ingredients for Success
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ingredients for Success

"Biscuits and sermons both improve with shortening." read more..
Santa and the FAA
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Santa and the FAA

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the el... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4696 - December 9, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4696 - December 9, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Cybersaltine, G. L. White who sent me this cartoon back in April (I'm catching up on my emails!) and ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 9, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Cybersaltine, G. L. White who sent me this cartoon back in April (I'm catching up on my emails!) and huge thanks to Jonny Hawkins, the cartoonist who drew it. H... read more..
One-Liner #1618
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1618

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.... read more..
Quote #2055
Quotes
Susan Davis
1392
<1min

Quote #2055

"Because it is short, life is packed with challenging possibilities. Because it is uncertain, it's filled with challenging adjustments. I'm convinced that's much of what Jesus meant when he promised u read more..
Something for Mommy at Christmas
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Something for Mommy at Christmas

About five years ago I played Santa in a local mall. A working friend had this happen to him. A young girl sat on his lap and the usual conversation transpired, until finally he asked her what she wo... read more..
Reindeer Gender
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5356
<1min

Reindeer Gender

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late... read more..
Nighttime Reading
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Nighttime Reading

"The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4695 - December 5, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4695 - December 5, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Three weeks from today is Boxing Day, which is known in many parts of the world as "the day after Christmas."&nb... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 5, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1000
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Three weeks from today is Boxing Day, which is known in many parts of the world as "the day after Christmas." Wow - time is flying! In the coming weeks, many of you w... read more..
Quote #2054
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2054

"Winter is a season of recovery and preparation." - Paul Theroux read more..
One-Liner #1617
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1617

I ate salad for dinner ... mostly croutons and tomatoes... really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese ... FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza!  Are you happy n... read more..
Inflated Numbers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Inflated Numbers

More than five million Americans are overweight. These, of course, are round figures.... read more..
Take Out for Lunch
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3827
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Take Out for Lunch

Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to do, including taking food out of the freezer and grocery shopping. As it happened, a friend whom I had been pr... read more..
Focus
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Focus

In December 1903, after many attempts, the Wright brothers were successful in getting their "flying machine" off the ground. Thrilled, they telegraphed this message to their sister Katherine: "We ha... read more..
Step Correctly
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Step Correctly

Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31, make sure you raise your left leg. that way you will start the year off on the right foot!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4694 - December 2, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4694 - December 2, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There were no grammatical errors in last Thursday's post. I actually had Grandma Cybersalt proofread it bef... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 2, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There were no grammatical errors in last Thursday's post. I actually had Grandma Cybersalt proofread it before sending it. I am not surprised at the successful effect ... read more..
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