Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
It's Just a Parking Spot
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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It's Just a Parking Spot

Ladies, please! It's just a parking spot. ... read more..
Signs You Need a New Pizza Place
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge. ~ While waiting for the last order to... read more..
The Politician Dance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and t... read more..
Let the King of Glory In!
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1994
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Let the King of Glory In!

Don't let anything keep or block you from opening the doors of your life wide to let Jesus in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp... read more..
Dog Barking Payback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dog Barking Payback

A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours. The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've ha... read more..
Valentine's Back
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Valentine's Back

Hopefully this is not your Valentine's back when Valentines is back. ... read more..
What Do I Do if I Catch My Tail?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

What Do I Do if I Catch My Tail?

I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items than checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who ... read more..
In the Fitting Room
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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In the Fitting Room

My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful." A woman in the next ... read more..
Insurance Check and Double Take
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Insurance Check and Double Take

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on ... read more..
Forget Groundhog Day
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Forget Groundhog Day

Forget Groundhog Day - How about "The Day of the Groundhog!" // read more..
Bad Day Convertible
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bad Day Convertible

Bad Day For a Convertible ... read more..
Here Comes Trouble Baby
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Here Comes Trouble Baby

Thanks for the Warning. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3570 - February 10, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3570 - February 10, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh, look. Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's Digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Address Change" My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texa read more..
Address Change
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Address Change

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and sa... read more..
Bull Fighter Training School
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bull Fighter Training School

Bull Fighting Training School read more..
Bloopers in the Media
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bloopers in the Media

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."- Alan Minter, Box read more..
Ambulance Service Cutbacks
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Ambulance Service Cutbacks

Cutbacks in the Ambulance Department have slowed response times. ... read more..
Meet Our Son, Dustin
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Meet Our Son, Dustin

Meet Our Son, Dust'n. ... read more..
Military Inspection Contact Lens
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Military Inspection Contact Lens

Gord! Not now. We'll find your contact lens after inspection. ... read more..
Driver's Test Intersection of Death!
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Driver's Test Intersection of Death!

The Driver's Test Intersection of Death! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3567 - February 7, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3567 - February 7, 2011

Cybersalt News Rev. James Snyder has a new devotional on the Cybersalt site today. I've never met James in person so I can't say whether or not he's a sweetie, but apparently it doesn't matter. Eit read more..
Jeep Stuck
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Jeep Stuck

During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3566 - February 6, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3566 - February 6, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Last week's service and sermon have been uploaded to Westside Bible Church web site. When your teenagers are making decisions that disappoint you and grip yo read more..
Cubicle Friends
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cubicle Friends

The company's new "Cubicle Friends" program was not the morale booster they hoped for. read more..
Please, Don't Call Me "Sweetie"
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Please, Don't Call Me "Sweetie"

The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.... read more..
Dangerous Criminal
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Dangerous Criminal

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3565 - February 5, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3565 - February 5, 2011

Cybersalt News The site reorganization is proceeding well with less disruption than I anticipated. Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Pilot, Let's Go!" With his request read more..
Pilot, Let's Go!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pilot, Let's Go!

With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.Arr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3564 - February 4, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3564 - February 4, 2011

Cybersalt News If you're on the Cybersalt site and you notice lots of broken links it's just because a big site reorganization is underway. Thanks for your patience. Enjoy today's digest. Here is read more..
New Number
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Number

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr.Morgan. The woman who answered explained that ... read more..
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