Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 724 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The New Army
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3994
<1min

The New Army

One day a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle a rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat... read more..
Quote #1727
Quotes
Susan Davis
2450
<1min

Quote #1727

"Faith means believing in advance what will only make sense in reverse." - Philip Yancey read more..
Obstacle Permanency
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1884
<1min

Obstacle Permanency

Our top story today: According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.... read more..
Bumper Stickers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4618
<1min

Bumper Stickers

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! HANG UP AND DRIVE! Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It! Ever Stop To T... read more..
Presence of God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3142
<1min

Presence of God

One of my duties as church secretary is to answer the phone and refer calls. The telephone rang one day with an urgent caller on the other end. He needed to talk to the senior pastor. I quietly opene... read more..
One-liner #1286
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1286

Self-Annihilating Sentences A little pain never hurt anyone.... read more..
Appearances
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3330
4 min read

Appearances

Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to outpatients at the clinic. One summer ev... read more..
Isotope Fear
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
0
<1min

Isotope Fear

This "Isotope Fear" pun appeared empty in the last mailing. The pun was accidentally deleted and for the half-life of me I can't remember what it was. So if you have a suggestion for a pun that could... read more..
One-liner #1285
One-liners
Susan Davis
1898
<1min

One-liner #1285

Self-Annihilating Sentences: If you think about it long enough, you'll see that it's obvious.... read more..
Welcome to the Neighborhood
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4833
<1min

Welcome to the Neighborhood

A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good impression. But the neighbors seemed cold and made no overtures of welcome. The mother of the brood was overjoyed when f... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4354 - April 29, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4354 - April 29, 2018

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Cybersalt News - April 29, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had an exciting Saturday as we met our fourth grandchild and 2nd grandson, Bennett Jonathan Davis; born 8 pounds, 8 ounces, late Friday night at 11:... read more..
I Enjoy a Mess, Especially Mine
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1921
4 min read

I Enjoy a Mess, Especially Mine

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were in a little bit of a tussle this past week. Normally (whoever said I was normal) I stay away from such activity in our very humble domicile. Sometime... read more..
Window Shopping
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6582
<1min

Window Shopping

A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the thie... read more..
Giving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2836
<1min

Giving

The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?" "Yes." "And if you had a cow?" "Absolutely." "And a goat?" "Sure." "A pig?" "Now, that's not fair!" pr... read more..
Apology
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4850
<1min

Apology

A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers." Cashier rep... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4353 - April 25, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4353 - April 25, 2018

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Cybersalt News - April 25, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1362
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's busy, busy, busy at Cybersalt World Headquarters so enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1726
Quotes
Susan Davis
2638
<1min

Quote #1726

"Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it." - un read more..
One-liner #1284
One-liners
Susan Davis
1858
<1min

One-liner #1284

Self-Annihilating Sentences You have one choice... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4352 - April 22, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4352 - April 22, 2018

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Cybersalt News - April 22, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1303
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is still supporting persecuted Christians and encouraging and inviting others to join in praying for and communicating with them.... read more..
Favorite Super Heroes
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1885
<1min

Favorite Super Heroes

Oxymoron: the stain-fighting stupid person.... read more..
How to Trick Summer into Coming Early
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2114
4 min read

How to Trick Summer into Coming Early

Just when you think summer has come, winter giggles and sticks her icy nose into my life. Not being much of a fan of winter I can stand it for so long, but not as long as it’s been this year. Either ... read more..
Quote #1725
Quotes
Susan Davis
3574
<1min

Quote #1725

"Weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face. Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..
Not Going to Church
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6410
<1min

Not Going to Church

One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to get up and go to church. "I'm not going to church this morning," the son says. "You gotta get up and go to ch... read more..
A Real Home
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2695
<1min

A Real Home

A REAL HOME is a playground. Beware of the house where no rough-housing is allowed and no cries of glee are heard. A REAL HOME is a workshop. Pity the child who is unfamiliar with wrenches and hammer... read more..
One-liner #1283
One-liners
Susan Davis
1812
<1min

One-liner #1283

Self-Annihilating Sentences You have the distinction of being the only one who is not exceptional.... read more..
Discharge Plans
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4411
<1min

Discharge Plans

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave." "Not read more..
Do Something Nice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4711
<1min

Do Something Nice

Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill f... read more..
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