Monthly Archive

2014

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 148 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Presbyterian Wishes
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Presbyterian Wishes

Harold wished his owners were Presbyterian. ... read more..
Decision
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Decision

A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions. ... read more..
Quote #1403
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1403

"What messes our life up most is the expectation of what our life is supposed to look like." - Ann Voskamp read more..
One-liner #0955
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0955

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at a time.... read more..
Burnt Out Starter
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Burnt Out Starter

Finding a burnt out starter motor is a moment of wreck ignition.... read more..
How To Speak English Properly
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

How To Speak English Properly

*How to speak English Properly* Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split read more..
Cybersalt News - May 12, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 12, 2014

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Towing Fail" at:www.cybersalt.org/3rdf And if your are looking for a new game to play with your friends, why not try the "... read more..
Towing Fail
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Towing Fail

Towing: You're doing it wrong. ... read more..
AMAP
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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AMAP

The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. Ho... read more..
Revocation of Independence
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Revocation of Independence

Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000?  Here's a classic joke from that time. London, 8th November 2000. To the citizens of the United States of America,... read more..
One-liner #0954
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0954

What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?... read more..
Chip Apology
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chip Apology

Sorry I ate all the chips: It was a snaccident.... read more..
Quote #1402
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1402

"Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3992 - May 12, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
179
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3992 - May 12, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Towing Fail" at:www.cybersalt.org/3rdf And if your are looking for a new game to p read more..
The Motherhood Ministry Model
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Motherhood Ministry Model

Motherhood is a ministry model for how we should treat others in the church. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140511.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 10, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1989
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Cybersalt News - May 10, 2014

I added a really touching video to the ISN site today.  Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome.  He recently wowed the crowd at Fenway Park when he... read more..
Motherly Help
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Motherly Help

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to he... read more..
Quote #1401
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1401

"If you're bold enough to say you don't want your church to grow you should be the one who tells God to stop having kids." - @rev_norespect read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3991 - May 10, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3991 - May 10, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News I added a really touching video to the ISN site today.  Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome.  He recent read more..
Leaving Pamplona
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Leaving Pamplona

"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits." read more..
One-liner #0953
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0953

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club." read more..
Computer Acronyms
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Computer Acronyms

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill'... read more..
Spring Air
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Spring Air

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Hush Puppy
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hush Puppy

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..
Quote #1400
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1400

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..
One-liner #0952
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0952

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..
What is a Goober?
Policies
Pastor Tim
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What is a Goober?

What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3990 - May 9, 2014
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3990 - May 9, 2014

 In Today's Issue Cybersalt News There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! To read more..
Goober Airlines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Airlines

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. ... read more..
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