Monthly Archive

2017

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Quote #1621
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1621

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches." - Unknown read more..
Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2890
4 min read

Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?

Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night? I grumbled to ... read more..
Help Desk
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Help Desk

A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a co-worker who called him because she couldn't figure out why her computer wouldn't come on. So he asked her, "Did you... read more..
Amazing Product
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Amazing Product

Whiteboards ... they're remarkable.... read more..
How to Fast
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2180
<1min

How to Fast

Fast from judging others; Feast on Christ dwelling in them. Fast from apparent darkness;Feast on the reality of light. Fast from pessimism;Feast on optimism. Fast from thoughts of illness;Feast o... read more..
One-liner #1174
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1174

They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry; it's been several days now ... what should I do?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4344 - March 18, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4344 - March 18, 2017

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Art Interpretation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Art Interpretation

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4241 - March 16, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4241 - March 16, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ladies, do you ever think the men in your lives don't always listen closely to what you say? That might have been the story behind the newest Funny Car Pict read more..
Cybersalt News - March 16, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ladies, do you ever think the men in your lives don't always listen closely to what you say? That might have been the story behind the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cyber... read more..
quote #0275
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0275

"As you slide down the Banister of Life, may the Splinters never point the wrong way." - Irish Blessing read more..
One-liner #1173
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1173

The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me!... read more..
From British Newspapers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

From British Newspapers

1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been read more..
Irish Toast
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Irish Toast

A guy and a girl are having a drink together. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "... read more..
An Irish Friendship Blessing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

An Irish Friendship Blessing

May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of ... read more..
Jeep Kitchen
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Jeep Kitchen

I said I wanted a "CHEAP" kitchen. ... read more..
One Question Too Far
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4086
<1min

One Question Too Far

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person m... read more..
Noah - Hall of Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Noah - Hall of Faith

Noah is an example of faith because he responded devoutly to God's personal and intimate revelation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170312.mp3{/audio} read more..
Cybersalt News - March 12, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, Rev. James Snyder is musing about the difference between hearing and listening. You can read more in "Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same" at:www.cybe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4240 - March 12, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4240 - March 12, 2017

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Today, Rev. James Snyder is musing about the difference between hearing and listening. You can read more in "Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the S read more..
One-liner #1172
One-liners
Susan Davis
2076
<1min

One-liner #1172

Deep thoughts of the day: when you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..
Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2471
4 min read

Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same

As big as my ears are, you would think I would be able to hear everything I am listening to. I like to think I am hearing what I am listening to but I have so many illustrations that prove otherwise.... read more..
Meeting With Teacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Meeting With Teacher

Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith said to Little Johnny's father, "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son." Little Johnny's... read more..
Brought to You by the Letter "S"
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Brought to You by the Letter "S"

Bert: "Say, Ernie, would you like some ice-cream?" Ernie: "Sherbert."... read more..
Quote #1620
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1620

"The history of every temptation, and of every sin, is the same; the outward object of attraction, the inward commotion of mind, the increase and triumph of passionate desires, ending in the degrada read more..
And God Said "No"
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

And God Said "No"

I asked God to take away my pride,And God said, "No."He said it was not for Him to take away,But for me to give up. I asked God to make my handicapped child whole,And God said, "No."He said her spiri... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4342 - March 11, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4342 - March 11, 2017

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Cybersalt News - March 9, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign on the Cybersalt Site today. If you are on vacation, need a place to say, but don't care about actually falling asleep, have we got a motel recomm... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4239 - March 9, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4239 - March 9, 2017

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign on the Cybersalt Site today. If you are on vacation, need a place to say, but don't care about actually falling asleep, have we go read more..
Clown Motel
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5600
<1min

Clown Motel

Because who wants to sleep when they check into a hotel? ... read more..
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