Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 292 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Three Conjunctions of Life - If, And, But
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4202
3 min read

The Three Conjunctions of Life - If, And, But

2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their read more..
Filling In The Blank
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3885
3 min read

Filling In The Blank

"He/she was born to ........" (fill in the blank with the appropriate words). It might be any number of things ? run, sing, play hockey, write poetry, act on a stage, administer a large comp read more..
The Leaping Lame Man...and Me!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4845
5 min read

The Leaping Lame Man...and Me!

A LEAPING lame man? That doesn't make sense--lame people don't LEAP....and I should know. I'm currently battling an alleged case of bursitis near the left knee--and I don't leap. Limp? I do that well!... read more..
Stereotypical Attack On Jews
Ask Pastor Tim
Pastor Tim
8315
3 min read

Stereotypical Attack On Jews

In response to the following joke (Telegram Scare):Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were ha... read more..
Hurricanes Have Gone But Political Winds Are Blowing"
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4368
5 min read

Hurricanes Have Gone But Political Winds Are Blowing"

Within the last six weeks, that gusty quartet comprised of Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne has lustily serenaded Florida. A repeat performance is not in the foreseeable forecast - I hope.It is not t... read more..
Voting Tips
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3379
<1min

Voting Tips

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner...One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Becaus... read more..
Thanksgiving Sets Us Free
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3771
10 min read

Thanksgiving Sets Us Free

A South African man surprised nine men robbing his home. Eight of the robbers ran away, but the homeowner managed to shove one into his backyard pool. After realizing the robber couldn't swim, the hom... read more..
Pastor of Disaster Returns To Track
Racing
Pastor Tim
6983
2 min read

Pastor of Disaster Returns To Track

{mosimage}Last Saturday night (Oct 09) the Pastor of Disaster (Tim Davis) returned to the track at Western Speedway, Victoria.Pastor Tim was driving backup for Chris Broughton in the #37 Cybersalt.org... read more..
Finding Your Way Home
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3547
5 min read

Finding Your Way Home

I was on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean when I had the first dream. As most dreams are, it was confusing, full of images and scraps of sound that, though vivid and realistic were disjointed... read more..
Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart
Dr. Harold McNabb
Pastor Tim
3991
8 min read

Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart

Luke 12: 13-34(for Canada's Thanksgiving)A teacher asked her students to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. The students cast the most votes for:1. Egypt's Great Pyram... read more..
One Per Point
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3329
<1min

One Per Point

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The pro... read more..
Victory In Defeat
Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
4206
3 min read

Victory In Defeat

  1 John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Nothing in this world is perfect. We strive to be perfect, read more..
Taxi Craze
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3680
<1min

Taxi Craze

Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat ... read more..
You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3697
7 min read

You Will Always Be Rich Enough to Be Generous

2 Corinthians 9:6-15 I love hearing stories of faith. I especially love the ones in which someone up against incredible odds puts their faith God, and follows the Lord's plan rather than their ow read more..
Pitching Control
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3278
<1min

Pitching Control

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the sa... read more..
God's Craftsmanship
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4818
<1min

God's Craftsmanship

"The heavens tell of the glory of God.The skies display his marvelous craftsmanship."Psalm 19:1 (NLT) My husband and I spent several days in sunny Southern California.  There are very few places read more..
The Indescribable Christ!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4942
6 min read

The Indescribable Christ!

Describe Jesus Christ--call Him a teacher, a prophet, a good man, the Son of God--but whatever your beliefs, at some point, you will exhaust the capabilities of the English language, or any language, ... read more..
Help Is Nearby
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3280
<1min

Help Is Nearby

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.On leaving, I was admiring the craftsman... read more..
Receive God's Blessings
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4959
2 min read

Receive God's Blessings

"'the Lord pours down His blessings. Our land will yield its bountiful crops."Psalm 85:12 (NLT) I love fall! The long days of summer are very hot and humid. Suddenly, you notice when you step outsi read more..
A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4516
3 min read

A Woman Who Learned What Was Needed

How many times this week has someone asked, "How are you?" How many times have you answered, "Fine, but busy." It has become my standard answer these days and sometimes that bothers me. There's a read more..
Acts Of Kindness
Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
7172
3 min read

Acts Of Kindness

Despite his busy schedule during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln often visited the hospitals to cheer the wounded. On one occasion he saw a young fellow who was near death. ?Is there anything I can do ... read more..
Looking For A Spiritual Switch
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
4836
3 min read

Looking For A Spiritual Switch

I had to flick that tiny switch on the wall this morning. The one we here in Alberta forget about for a few months, from June to August, if we're lucky - the thermostat ? that wonderful regulator of read more..
Midnight for Jeremiah
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4370
9 min read

Midnight for Jeremiah

Jeremiah 32:1-15 June 18, 1940. Winston Churchill stands in the British Parliament to address his country and its government. France had fallen to Hitler and the British expeditionary forces narrowly... read more..
Pastor Tim Is An Idiot
Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
9166
3 min read

Pastor Tim Is An Idiot

In response to the funny picture I posted at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/04/grandmaslots.htmThe following entry was submitted to my guestbook (I've used their initials so they don&... read more..
After The Storms
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4843
2 min read

After The Storms

"I will protect those who trust in my name. When theycall on me, I will answer; I will be with them in trouble. I will satisfy them with a long life and give them my salvation."Psalm 91:14-16 (NL read more..
Confessions of a Chocoholic!
Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
4765
4 min read

Confessions of a Chocoholic!

I am a chocoholic. I know it, my friends know it, now YOU know it--and Choco Anonymous should be very happy with my complete confession. I've taken the first step on the road to recovery! OK, if you R... read more..
Frightening Facts and A Note of Hope
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
5971
3 min read

Frightening Facts and A Note of Hope

Driving long distances alone has never been my favourite thing to do, but sometimes it has its benefits. I can sit alone with my own thoughts, giving me time to sort out things that have been on my read more..
Singing Practice
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4074
<1min

Singing Practice

Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would h... read more..
Wise or Compromise?
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
5993
3 min read

Wise or Compromise?

Proverbs 10:8 The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.Proverbs 19:20 Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end. Isaiah read more..
Shattered
Sandra Boyte
Pastor Tim
8536
<1min

Shattered

It was only a handmade trinket,With little beauty or worth.Still, the proudest gift she had givenIn her five years upon the earth.When her dad, in terrible anger,Destroyed her work of artIn blindness,... read more..
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